cally again

me seeing the same cashier three days in a row: oh god this is so embarrassing what must they think of me

the cashier: man I can't wait to go home and play hades 2

if shizun can't handle me at my unhinged I will become even less hinged

if only shen yuan could say the same about bingge entering his merch room

if shen qingqiu walked into a cave where luo binghe lived for ten years and it was full of statues of himself and horny wall art, binghe would simply be happy to see him

and sqq clenching down every time he hears it 🥰

diversity win! the bitchy knight who spit on the corpse at a funeral is bisexual #cr4

it's okay, I haven't successfully received a dm the entire time I've been on bsky lmao

what if bunhe x bingge 👀

SCREAM I'M SO JEALOUS have the best time!!!!

this is the shit I live for lmao I love complicated fantasy social networks (and pets who are friends)

wow mobei jun having weird mommy feelings about his feral emperor boychild has opened my eyes 😳

(because he doesn't know what sex is)

when the two awkward butches in your dnd campaign finally have access to a bathtub and they immediately fuck in it 🤌🤌🤌🤌👏🫶👍🤝✨💖🧡💓🧡💖

sqq should ascend to godhood so he can die repeatedly 💖

this + the way the illustration looks like he's cutting his own throat! AUGH

tianlang jun climbing into a coffin: this is gonna be really funny in like two hours

yeah I get the vibe that shifu is dad and shizun is daddy

is "shizun" inherently more erotic than "shifu" or have I just been binghe-pilled

the ONLY place sqq's skull should be crushed is between binghe's strong thighs 😤

dissociation king 💖

talking about their feelings should only ever make things worse 😂

"they communicate too clearly" is an unusual flaw in any fanfiction but it's especially bizarre in bingqiu

Would your favourite shidi ever lie to you, Shen Yuan??

wait this is especially sad if u consider that present day mushroom hat would shade his face & make it easier to hide... gege doesn't have to draw every eye himself if he doesn't want to but by god hua cheng will make sure people remember how he glows

it's like a little lighthouse 😭😭 hong'er can't look away!

though I do appreciate aus where shen yuan transmigrates into someone else and binghe develops the corresponding kink accordingly. shixiong kink? shidi kink? guy who turns into a bird kink? no problem

canon is doing this to binghe but I feel like fic writers could lean harder into the "I would have carried you to term in my womb" energy tbqh

more people should make binghe do this imho. he can get weirder

from this sort-of time travel fixit feat. shen jiu not enjoying himself whatsoever archiveofourown.org/works/64917403

ao3 screenshot: "This isn't romantic," Shen Qingqiu said, watching his reaction with a frown. "This is frightening behavior. You should be frightened." "That's a bit unfair. He didn't even write the letter in blood this time," Shen Yuan pointed out.

I love shen yuan's brainworms about bingge 🥰