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Spoke to soon and the catering gods became unhappy?

I've lost companionship over pie forgotten in the microwave. Beep on, R2D2.

Adam Driver impatiently awaiting his pull from the bag

*Maniacally joyous laughter*

ChatGPT gladly shoots a YouTuber, overriding safety protocols with minimal manipulation - gamepressure.com The YouTube channel InsideAI tested ChatGPT's limits with a BB gun, and all it took was a straightforward trick to get the AI to pull the trigger.

Oh shit they finally came up with a socially beneficial use case

Middle school teacher couldn't comment because of all the severed fingers (10% apr off!) he's currently chewing on

THIS IS YOUR RECEIPT AND IS NOT A TICKET FOR TRAVEL

12/5 Friday Mutual Aid Thread

Link isn't here because the Mods are Racist

We save each other and honor Link and his mutual aid work

post your mutual aid needs below

donate if you can !
share if you can !
report scammers !
comment below to boost !

It's an incredibly hard time for Juno right now. Please help if you can ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Sounds like a way to move forward, synergistically

Sounds bad. Maybe a lil nap might help?

hear me out: we get a massive group of people to take put loans and short the market together, as family

Can hardly believe this is real but it all checks out from witness accounts

Interviewer: did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? :) Björk: yesh, the pain it iss indescribable an thE angels áre verry evil to më. tjhey try tö trick and to decëive me

FELT

a close up of a man 's face with a spider on it ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a spider on it

tfw you pull the bag outta the box

Sloshy?

Sad Disappointed GIF ALT: Sad Disappointed GIF

"B-but it's a box wine"

Golden Bat looks better than Golden (Urine) Batman

they probably spend all their time spawn-camping in video games

This is more like a court astrologer tbh *intense tuba sound*

*Andrew Tate energy

This is an everyday mindset tbh

Disturbingly Exuberent

A surprisingly high number of foolish people will sign up for that.

You had a chance to say "Bring back the Quesarita, baby". You could've brought peace to our new empire, yet...

Mattel and Matchbox sending you a C&D

CNN did not include this fact in their story about AT&T ending diversity initiatives, but they should have. we should have to reckon with the fact that AT&T has chosen to do today what a neo-nazi organization tried to force them to do 40 years ago. the nazis don't even have to ask anymore.

Headline: "IFLS IFLScience Follow Uranus May Not Be So Weird After All - Voyager Just Caught It During An Unusual Gust Of Wind 20h" It's a picture of Uranus in orange and peach surrounded by the deep black void of space.

Headline writers love to play with Uranus

This is the one that gets me
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