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oh you sweet summer child

18.03.2024 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

imagine not speaking to someone at work and then watching their snapchat story lol

22.11.2023 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am my favorite funniest person

15.11.2023 07:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

driving to work hung over when it’s 27° blasting crystal castles and i get stopped by a train. i am filled by the wrath of ten gods.

11.11.2023 12:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they chose me

04.11.2023 00:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

crunching my little carrots and wiggling my little feet at work

03.11.2023 17:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no more beer skeeting for me

03.11.2023 12:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AND CUDDLED AAUAUAUUUUAUAAUAUAUGGHHHHHHHHHAHGHHHHHGGHHHHH

03.11.2023 03:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

real issue here is i miss my bf so much and need to be fucked to sleep sigh

03.11.2023 03:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

now hiring someone to come brush my hair until i fall asleep and then promptly leave my house

03.11.2023 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

imagine using tinder 🫵🏻😆

02.11.2023 05:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hey guys wanna go down to o acco pe?

29.10.2023 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

work bathroom is clean today but has an underlying fecal smell

28.10.2023 13:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my favorite pastime is scrolling through my twitter and laughing at my tweets

26.10.2023 20:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

work bathroom smells like earthworm dirt and partially digested cheerio shits

25.10.2023 21:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the majority of people should be slaughtered.

25.10.2023 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

red bull just makes my rib cage nervous

25.10.2023 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

work bathroom today smells like piss and old mcdonald’s fries

25.10.2023 00:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

9:26 is scary

23.10.2023 14:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

im listening to par amore it’s so over for you hoes

22.10.2023 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fun fact: nothing matters!

21.10.2023 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fetch me my sharpest blade

20.10.2023 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

second day in a row someone has made the work bathroom smell like a farm, i’m going to set up boobytraps

20.10.2023 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s sauce day fools

19.10.2023 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

n-nononono NO

16.10.2023 02:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

who needs alcohol when you can ghost hit a salt vape and become the girl from the anti weed commercial

16.10.2023 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i love the people closest to me so so so sos so so sos sos sos sos so sos so sos so sos much

15.10.2023 10:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hey guys don’t worry i fixed everything forever nothing will ever happen again

11.10.2023 21:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

haven’t felt like myself lately and don’t know where to start looking

10.10.2023 13:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

had whiskey and now my lazy eye is super bloodshot what does this mean

05.10.2023 06:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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