Trashdog W. Garbageman

Zizek's build and fit is the Platonic Ideal for a philosopher

I'd do this but I am fully aware of my affronts to God

back in my day all we had was Butt Hash

Sick of this!

bruv you've done that before. AND your meat. AND your hog

POST POLE

ahh yes
the legend of the Cumbox

do the kids do morning glory seeds anymore? I mean I didn't know any kids personally but I read about it

I am realizing how SPORTS oriented my Twitter feed is and how devoid of it this account is

you will grow up to be a handsome man

still haven't recovered from terminally online brain disease. Surely another video game based around strategy and/or roleplaying will help heal the wounds

Applied liberally to the inside of the cheeks and on the balls

i don't think ur ready for this jelly

See THIS sandwich lube can be used as lube for industrial components in a pinch

Intolerable Genitals

hmm, is this bad?

It's like the uncanny valley but for political ideals. Like libs are just close enough to Leftist thought that it's infuriating

this is honestly the only way I can contextualize what the ever-loving fuck is going on. Really sucks it means destabilizing a whole MFing country

This account is the last vestige from my old Twitter one. I don't like it

I mailed it to the president of cat

check DMs

you are NOT getting me into osrs

*Me, content after consuming a big sandwich* Oh I'm feelin it, Ed. I'm feelin it

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DO U CONDIMENT HUMMUS?!?

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this is the CCP police motto I take it

you got some of the former?

I got some spare eyes but no glasses

gimme some of them followers I'll post more Weird Little Guys

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.