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"Protecting my family, that's really just me protecting myself."

telekinesis origami

Seven euro per kilo of shallots? That's dear.

Idiot white cat sat lounging on chair like a human

Calvin demonstrating how to dimanche

ah yes that was it.
(i had not noticed turms, saw the other one cause it's the typical joke)

so 5 days later i see this on my feed and 1) i realize that i had not noticed the typo the first time around and b) i don't remember the thinking behind my reply

Giant light sculpture under a full moon.

#Dublin

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inventor of library hours: get out

The bag said to cook 5 minutes. The recipe said 30 min. It took 50 min.

as a groan-up i am proud of my faux pas

"Isn't it great that the right thing is a good thing for me?"

-- A character hoping to gain power in Tree with Deep Roots (ep. 16)

at least you don't have to move to taipei

wow, so it turms out my speling mistakes are hereditary -- the doctor said i have typo blood

what climbing the academic career ladder feels like

i appreciate the critical thinking skills of people with critical thinking skills

i won the lottery today (the 6-pack of crepes contained 7)

app idea: make american web faster in europe

Why are sfogliatelle harder to find in France than in the US?

So was that the actual lesson in IOTNBO?

My kettle is lying to me. Ruining my green tea.
Not very interesting I know but I had to tell somebody and you were the closest.

i really need to schedule nap time

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Toate firele duc la... no.55?

Seems easy to amaze, if you know what I mean.

those steps i walked after the phone battery died - forever lost

That report is from 2014. Walmart increased the minimum wage for everybody in 2015 (as a result of reports like these). I would be curious what it looks like now but cannot find new stats.

the amount of bas*ball on my skyline is disturbing

A tufted leather office chair

A tufted leather club chair in a library

Tufted upholstered chairs in a library

A tufted leather couch.

When you get rich enough the furniture gets nipples.

You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.