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slowpoke razriguez

@slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social

but i'm a robber. and a manslaughterer. and i haven't had any parental guidance.

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guess who woke up sad today

26.12.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WORKS OF ART

07.02.2026 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

too bad Aaronofsky decided he doesnโ€™t like making art anymore

07.02.2026 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is hideous man, romita jr is so washed

05.02.2026 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

those absolutes are so beautiful

05.02.2026 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol this is delusional my friend, overthinking yourself out of an MVP

05.02.2026 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah man tons of guys in their fifth year go from averaging 12 points a game to being an MVP-level player in year 8

05.02.2026 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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they traded the engine of their finals run, it literally meant nothing. not like theyโ€™ll be putting that finals experience to use lol

04.02.2026 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s FOCUS review time baby, itโ€™s time to fill my boss in on all the stuff they should know already

04.02.2026 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

brother heโ€™s a perennial mvp candidate who played 73 and 67 games the last two years

trust me, as a heat fan I understand overvaluing your young guys, but this is a silly ass take

04.02.2026 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unserious opinion

04.02.2026 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he is the most injured man alive unfortunately

04.02.2026 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nico Harrison needs to be put into witness protection immediately

04.02.2026 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thereโ€™s FIVE seasons of FLCL???

04.02.2026 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my late contribution to that euphoria meme

#SIGNALIS

03.02.2026 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the character designs were far and away the best part of Dark Ages

03.02.2026 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the horrible screech whenever you hit a save point in Signalis

oh and if you decide not to save?

03.02.2026 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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comics about food

03.02.2026 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

yoshiโ€™s island rocks

03.02.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

where my bosom friend at

03.02.2026 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmfao

03.02.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my mom was 1 of 15

I got a vasectomy when I turned 30 lol

03.02.2026 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the folks comparing him to Dwyane Wade are quieter every year

03.02.2026 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hollywood will take the same lesson it always does here, that they can make horror slop for stupid cheap and make a truckload of money back

02.02.2026 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s probably awful but didnโ€™t he write, direct, and primarily finance the thing??

02.02.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the face I made when I had to go back through the collapsed expressway for like the third time

I didnโ€™t make it much further than that

02.02.2026 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok Iโ€™ve seen every unfunny Melania meme in existence, thank you Bluesky I will take literally anything else now

02.02.2026 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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