You could buy your cats an empty wine-box each. The little hole at the bottom is just the right size for a hidden claw to lash out. Of course you'd have to drink the wines before installing each cat.
10.10.2025 21:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@patoleary.bsky.social
Engineer. Curmudgeon. Lover of lousy puns. Fighting a weakness for redheads. Fair weather sailor and proud of it
You could buy your cats an empty wine-box each. The little hole at the bottom is just the right size for a hidden claw to lash out. Of course you'd have to drink the wines before installing each cat.
10.10.2025 21:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Saki (H.H. Munro) wrote:
βHe is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death"
(sadly, the selection of memes available on BS is pretty poor. And woke)
10.10.2025 19:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sounds like a deleted scene from "Casablanca"!
"Here is my boarding card"
"Your papers are not in order - stand aside!"
Victor Laszlo was antifa...
Is this a routine procedure in the general population? I thought only religious nuts mutilated their children? What a strange country.
10.10.2025 07:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Can she pop the balloon with the dart, too?
06.10.2025 01:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's when they bite the mat you know they're in deep.
06.10.2025 01:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is it to replace Cinco de Quatro?
05.10.2025 23:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Excellent! Nice to see her back writing in the IT. The Presidential "race" hasn't interested me much so far, especially after that muddled debate/interview/panel thingy on Virgin.
05.10.2025 11:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ironically, the USA was one of the first countries to use roundabouts. William Phelps Eno was responsible for the circular junction built in Columbus Circle, New York City in 1903.
But they probably gave it up as it conflicted with the Third Amendment - the right to drive straight over people.
He wasn't very complementary, was he?
05.10.2025 10:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My daughter just texted to ask for this recipe & I was thinking the other day I need to make it this week. It is so easy & really delicious. I always double the amount of sauce because I love sauces π
www.marthastewart.com/318298/saute...
Who grabs their Mother like that? share.google/images/qqJ9B...
05.10.2025 09:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Immediately think of Frasier's look of pure bliss when he realises The Perfect Guy can't sing!
04.10.2025 11:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So MetroLink is finally going to happen? Again.
The most important condition that should be put on it is to not allow BAM within an ass's roar of it.
#metrolink #LUAS #TII #DAA #TravelInfrastructureIreland #DublinAirport
"Ask not for whom the bell tolls.
It tolls for Thee"
I must bring Maedhbh and BlΓ‘thnaid there for the craic.
04.10.2025 02:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0RIP Patricia Routledge
You may recall her earlier work with Alan Bennet, and as Kitty with Victoria Woods As Seen On TV: youtu.be/T-iDlTBZhKg
Saki is brilliant. Sort of PG Woodhouse - Jeeves and Wooster stories. Turn of the last century, country house, and horses everywhere. "I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart" is another. share.google/JJv3uO4YMdml...
02.10.2025 20:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Or like Mat Gaetz
02.10.2025 09:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Took me a few seconds. Time to get out of bed, I think.
02.10.2025 09:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Saki (H. H. Munro)
share.google/8bTcqLvJBNZO...
01.10.2025 18:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As an Engineer, I would argue that "sewerage system" i.e. a system of sewerage components is technically more correct, though "sewage system" i.e. a system for handling sewage would be acceptable in a casual conversation.
01.10.2025 08:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jasmine Crockett for Attorney General in 2028.
30.09.2025 19:39 β π 9004 π 3175 π¬ 402 π 273Nice ...
01.10.2025 07:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would disagree with you. I contend that are many fucks involved, so it would really be "for fucks' sake"
01.10.2025 06:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0