頭が痛かった。休みが要った。。。
17.02.2026 12:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@caeolos.bsky.social
頭が痛かった。休みが要った。。。
17.02.2026 12:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0¿Lo peor de leer manga en vertical? Que muchas veces por la fuente cuesta diferenciar cosas como じゃy じや
17.02.2026 11:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ayer intenté leer el tomo japonés de Yotsuba desde el principio y es muy cansado
17.02.2026 11:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0En el hemisferio sur quizás
16.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ah, sí, los clásicos 21 grados nocturnos de febrero
16.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hideo Kojima poniendo nombre a los NPCs de Persona 6
16.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0With Yakuza Kiwami 3, and especially Dark Ties, the Yakuza series has officially crossed the line from soap opera (complimentary) to soap opera (derogatory). Wrote about the challenges of telling never ending video game stories, and Season 3 of Lost. www.polygon.com/im-so-over-t...
15.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 230 🔁 57 💬 8 📌 6Oleeeee
16.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
Jennifer @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM Boosted by 968: Favourited by 1324:
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
16.02.2026 07:37 — 👍 11708 🔁 2674 💬 41 📌 30Normal que sea tan deficiente si está llena de basura
15.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
14.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 17427 🔁 6018 💬 228 📌 177Seguir a Kojima aquí equivale a seguir una cuenta de fotos aesthetics sin texto.
15.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Es que veía que el salto de dificultad del 5 al 4 es poquito comparado con la brecha del 3. Lo único es que no tengo libro decidido
15.02.2026 15:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Todo sea para que sea el mismo finde que el Fanfest y nos toquen entradas.🤷
15.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Se supone que en unas semanas empezará la matriculación del Noken y no sé si irme al N5 o directamente al N4 (sin haber empezado a preparar nada de ese nivel, salvo vocabulario)
15.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Los juegos de padres
15.02.2026 11:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
14.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 13457 🔁 1955 💬 144 📌 51Curioso como han decidido traducir Shibuya kei
14.02.2026 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sam Peliado por una fototonteria publicada en redes sociales.
14.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have been cursed by a witch
Here’s what happened: I ignored an old beggar woman and she turned out to be a mighty enchantress
Her spell forces me to always talk like I’m on LinkedIn
Here are my main takeaways about being hexed:
Hoy tengo un montón de imágenes iguales en el TL, podría decirse que la tengo llena de Only Sams.
14.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0En España, Dungeon Meshi se llama Tragones y Mazmorras. Entonces ¿Crypt of the NecroDancer debería llamarse La CataCumbia del Nigromante?
16.01.2026 15:12 — 👍 144 🔁 61 💬 4 📌 3Verifactu Díaz
14.02.2026 11:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Qué recuerdos de cuando nos saltó la alarma del móvil en el aeropuerto de Frankfurt, el texto en alemán y no entendíamos nada de lo que ponía (era de prueba)
14.02.2026 09:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0let it happen. 𖦹 #AlanWake
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