Dogs with Dwarfism

There is precedent set by Janet. Ok, what the heck. I’m in, damnit!

Wait, don’t go. You’ll get more stupider!

I can hear this picture. Literally, my basset is Aarrrooooooh!’ing right now as I scroll.

I just ate 1/4 of a sourdough loaf in slices with a light smear of salted butter. Option 2 fits me for real.

The uncanny oblong shape of the barrel rotated 90•. That reveals a pink cardboard disk with black cursive writing (illegible on a phone screen) around what appears to be a crown in thicker lines.

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

Unfortunately, I live about 6 hours south east of the twin cities. I have friends and relatives in your area who introduced us to HotDish. Thank you for the invite though. Enjoy your comfort food and I'll live vicariously through you.

2 trays of Tater Tot HotDish! Are you having company and can I join you?

When I was in the military one of my Sargents told us "I'm a dick. But I'm an equal opportunity dick. I'll fuck you all." I respected his fairness and hated him at the same time.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

I’ll believe it when I see it. You’ll succeed until you come out of retirement.

Likely a German. They don’t make up new words. Just string together a couple of component words.

He’s an Orc!

I’ll call you next summer with a couple sausage dogs that will need head shots.

a man in a blue jacket is standing next to a woman in a sumo wrestler costume . ALT: a man in a blue jacket is standing next to a woman in a sumo wrestler costume .

Inflatable Sumo suit wrestling?

I’m making crepes this morning. The last of the batter makes little disks for the hounds to enjoy. They all deserve to share the breakfast joy.

Finally put away the Christmas dishes. Only holiday themed thing left is the pine tree shaped dab rig. Might keep that out until spring.

When Google cuts off the headline at the proper place.

There is a BBQ place attached the Shell station at an exit to Rt65 in Bowling Green with fabulous mac and cheese. Have we eaten at the same place?

My next door neighbors are originally from Uzbekistan. She makes a pilaf on an outdoor, wood fired cooker and grills lamb kebabs to top it. She sends over a plate when she makes a batch for her family. Always the best.

This is good big to sound bougie, but it fits. After a fabulous meal at Cassanova on the west shore of Grand Cayman we had 120+ year old ruby port. I’ve never had a better tasting drink again. It changed my expectations ever after.

I don’t mean to make you feel old, but American involvement in Vietnam ended over 50 years ago. That anniversary was April 30, 2025. Been grateful to our Hmong countrymen for helping keep my father alive back then. I wouldn’t exist otherwise.

To be a success takes determination
So I’m enrolling at the College of Automation
The College of Automation, give’em a call
Just dial success S-U-C-C-E-S-S

Renee Nicole Good

May she rest in peace without people, like me, using the wrong name.

They already have most people’s money via payroll tax collection. Filing a false status and hoping for a refund won’t do anything but get you audited. The only people this works for are those who earn off payroll and haven’t submitted quarterly estimated tax payments.

The shooter has a long service record with ICE. He is a firearms instructor and is not inexperienced. He did what he did intentionally and should not be granted even a hint of an excuse for it. Poor training and incompetence are not part of the murder of Nichole Good.

Vance believed this video would exonerate Ross for the same reason he would show a rape victim in a short skirt to exonerate the rapist.

Republicans believe that women are the original sin & are responsible for the errors of men.

Ross committed murder - but it’s a woman’s taunt that caused it. 👇🧵

In the army, we had sock parties for people like this. Everyone put a bar of soap into a wool sock and beat the bullshit out of them. This was rarely necessary to repeat on the same person. They learned real fast to get in line.

I had to put out the cans at 6:30 because the trucks started coming around before 7:00 recently. And, honestly, I forgot to do it the night that before.

Black and white single panel comic with a humanoid character in a white t-shirt and a top knot hairstyle. The speech bubble says “[REDACTED]”.

I have a great idea for what to do with ICE agents.