Dawn Staley’s Rolled Up Paper

I don’t have a Switch 2, but one of the things I noticed about Mario Kart World is how terrible the boomerang is now and it makes me irate

I wanna like more music, but some artists are such terrible people like I’ll find a song I like and google the artist only to find out that they like routinely and violently punt puppies 36 yards and like I can’t listen to a song called “Willow Whispers” the same way after learning that

I got my A’Ones today 🙂‍↕️

Madison Booker: She can’t guard me

Bree Hall:

Mario Kart is so god damn good. I should be sleeping but here I am playing Worldwides at 3am, getting smoked by Japanese players

Nah, it was terrible you’re definitely in the minority here

Should’ve been the Commies

Somebody on twitter said, “Pack up that mulatto and his MAGA wife go birds” and I’m-

This was the single most depressing thing I’ve read today

I like that we all agree 6 is the worst

Thanks for sending it along, and yes. The number of active cases is concerning, but we still have good monitoring and high cure rates in the U.S. If our public health system is hollowed out, however........

TB anywhere is a threat to humans everywhere, because it's an airborne disease.

MY SHAYLA 💔💔💔🕊️🕊️

Everybody is crashing out on twitter over the Kelsey Plum trade, myself included

Somebody told her to never look up and she took that to heart.

I had an epiphany last night in the middle of my dream but it was in the middle of some non-singing class taught by the “raise your YA YA YA” lady and someone was crying and I had a runny nose so now I have no idea what the epiphany was

My mom is here now, maybe I can’t be my most unhinged self

TikTok being down for 14 hours was honestly hilarious. Everybody was crashing out, myself included. But it made me wanna spend less time online. I probably won’t but I want to

In honor of us losing TikTok, here’s one of my favorites

Not even Kuroko’s Basketball can fix the hole in my heart from losing TikTok

Good night sweet prince 😔🪦💔

My mom is reading a book, my dad is watching westerns and I’m playing Mario Kart. What a perfect way to spend time together. All of us in the same room, each of us doing our own thing

My mom’s friend has a non-verbal grandson. She texted my mom saying he told her to shut up. Lil man used his voice to tell people they’re too loud. A true icon.

I’ve covered wildfires in two countries and at least four states. I cannot imagine how heartbreaking it must be to have to leave your home and everything you’ve ever known and turn to the news for information only to see the chard remains of your home as people like me do live shots in front

yeah well he can’t

Anyway, it’s Wednesday. I’m gonna watch women’s basketball tonight.

I’ve covered a myriad of things and some of them have been bizarre but nothing will ever be as bizarre as the handshake Ted Cruz gave me when campaigning in 2016 in South Carolina. He could do a full 180 on every policy but I could never vote for him because of that handshake.

Soos would never

The early 2000s of internet was so amazing. MySpace was booming and anyone’s profile could blow out your speakers. All of the websites were terrible, but there were so many. Connecting people was weirdly easier and simultaneously more difficult. So few ads in most places. God I miss it.

When I was a kid, my cousins lived next to a cemetery. We had a rule: if you threw a ball and it went over the fence, you had to get it. As a young kid, it was scary. I remember how big death seemed. We (or at least I) always apologized when I stepped on a grave.

I see the art in everyone.