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Kace / they/them Sometimes writer, full time menace. I'm coslyons on most other social media too.

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I am more surprised than i should be that the top ao3 ship is carl/system ai

09.02.2026 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On a similar note, as Mamdani continues to notch W after W youโ€™re going to start seeing opinion pieces about how this could never work in any city other than New York, etc., etc. Do not engage! Itโ€™s just entrenched power bullshit and thatโ€™s all! Donโ€™t let them make that a conversation!

06.02.2026 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4510    ๐Ÿ” 842    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

Not me reading the entire dungeon crawler carl series in a week

06.02.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Telling people at work I'm quitting is truly turning into a repeating break up.
"It's not you, it's me (except it actually is about you)"

04.02.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Desperately and furvently: i am a mature adult and i can handle what i need to do in this tax office

03.02.2026 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
[ENGLISH ALT-TEXT]
A surreal artwork in warm sepia and gold tones.
A masked woman, Lilith, kneels on a wooden scaffold and carves a marble wall covered with the relief of a tree heavy with fruit. A golden serpent winds around her, its sinuous body catching the light. Below, the fragmented head of a colossal statue lies half-buried in stone. Thin lines of gold run through the composition like veins of memory, linking Lilithโ€™s gesture, the serpent, and the fallen face. The atmosphere is quiet, sacred, and timeless.

[FRANร‡AIS TEXTE ALTERNATIF]
Une ล“uvre onirique aux teintes sรฉpia et dorรฉes.
Une femme masquรฉe, Lilith, agenouillรฉe sur un รฉchafaudage de bois, sculpte dans le marbre la faรงade dโ€™un arbre chargรฉ de fruits. Autour dโ€™elle, le Serpent dโ€™Or sโ€™enroule, son corps lumineux suivant le mouvement de la main qui taille. En dessous repose la tรชte brisรฉe dโ€™une statue colossale. De fines lignes dโ€™or traversent la scรจne, reliant le geste de Lilith, le serpent et le visage effondrรฉ. Lโ€™atmosphรจre est silencieuse, sacrรฉe, hors du temps.

[ENGLISH ALT-TEXT] A surreal artwork in warm sepia and gold tones. A masked woman, Lilith, kneels on a wooden scaffold and carves a marble wall covered with the relief of a tree heavy with fruit. A golden serpent winds around her, its sinuous body catching the light. Below, the fragmented head of a colossal statue lies half-buried in stone. Thin lines of gold run through the composition like veins of memory, linking Lilithโ€™s gesture, the serpent, and the fallen face. The atmosphere is quiet, sacred, and timeless. [FRANร‡AIS TEXTE ALTERNATIF] Une ล“uvre onirique aux teintes sรฉpia et dorรฉes. Une femme masquรฉe, Lilith, agenouillรฉe sur un รฉchafaudage de bois, sculpte dans le marbre la faรงade dโ€™un arbre chargรฉ de fruits. Autour dโ€™elle, le Serpent dโ€™Or sโ€™enroule, son corps lumineux suivant le mouvement de la main qui taille. En dessous repose la tรชte brisรฉe dโ€™une statue colossale. De fines lignes dโ€™or traversent la scรจne, reliant le geste de Lilith, le serpent et le visage effondrรฉ. Lโ€™atmosphรจre est silencieuse, sacrรฉe, hors du temps.

"Lilith in the Valley of a Thousand Sculptures" โ€” detail.

A closer look at the gesture.
See the full image in the previous post.

29.10.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 603    ๐Ÿ” 111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Good morning!

February marks the 10th anniversary of Stardew Valley. I had the great pleasure of speaking to ConcernedApe ahead of the occasion about the last ten years and his plans for the future. It's a nice long one, please enjoy:
www.ign.com/articles/sta...

03.02.2026 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 859    ๐Ÿ” 229    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

03.02.2026 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26503    ๐Ÿ” 6093    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

The more trailers i see for the wuthering heights movie, the more i am convinced that its going to be terrible. Wuthering heights isn't a romance (lowercase), its an AITA post where ESH, which /is/ very Romantic (uppercase)

02.02.2026 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Buried in this article is the astonishing news that "Across the state Democrats have recruited candidates to run in all 150 state House districts, 16 state Senate districts and every other state and federal contest on the ballot". G-d bless Texas, get on their level.

01.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1793    ๐Ÿ” 433    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

Having work done at new house and the plumber fully had to wake me up from a nap to pay him

31.01.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fellow writers: I am deeply saddened to share that if we want the rewards of having written, we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of writing

29.01.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2319    ๐Ÿ” 769    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94    ๐Ÿ“Œ 109

Life is happening very much a lot today to me (positive)(nervewracking)

29.01.2026 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I accidentally wrote another star wars salty email fic
archiveofourown.org/works/78379991

27.01.2026 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prices will be going up on my Fiverr gigs at the end of January, so now is a great time to get in my queue there, if you need ePub formatting, editing, proofreading or author coaching. I love working with new people, so please pass this on to others who might be interested!

16.01.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
The Citizen of Eastport: meet the characters. A book cover teaser showing a glimpse of three characters, mostly only eyes and hair.

The Citizen of Eastport: meet the characters. A book cover teaser showing a glimpse of three characters, mostly only eyes and hair.

Art of a brown-skinned woman with short hair and broad shoulders. Text reads:
Vi. Tired butch. Can kick your ass but would rather you not give her a reason. Loves her grandma.
Profession: bar owner
Before that, she was: an underground fighting champion
Favorite way to unwind: eating Nana's cooking at home
Would give up anything for: her family's safety
Perfectly in control of: everything, baby! No, really, it's fine, she's got it handled, no one else needs to worry about a thing.
Learned the hard way: everyone has a price, including her.
Knows she will never be: a hero

Art of a brown-skinned woman with short hair and broad shoulders. Text reads: Vi. Tired butch. Can kick your ass but would rather you not give her a reason. Loves her grandma. Profession: bar owner Before that, she was: an underground fighting champion Favorite way to unwind: eating Nana's cooking at home Would give up anything for: her family's safety Perfectly in control of: everything, baby! No, really, it's fine, she's got it handled, no one else needs to worry about a thing. Learned the hard way: everyone has a price, including her. Knows she will never be: a hero

Art of an East Asian person with shaggy dark hair and a crooked smile. Text reads:
Kilo. Master of disguise. Gender is a game and ze's winning. Won't be tied down (except recreationally.)
Profession: Thief
Before that, ze was a: younger thief
Favorite way to unwind: getting laid
Would give up anything for: zer freedom 
Perfectly in control of: how other people see zem - or don't.
Learned the hard way: people only get close when they plan to use you
Knows ze will never be: truly cared for

Art of an East Asian person with shaggy dark hair and a crooked smile. Text reads: Kilo. Master of disguise. Gender is a game and ze's winning. Won't be tied down (except recreationally.) Profession: Thief Before that, ze was a: younger thief Favorite way to unwind: getting laid Would give up anything for: zer freedom Perfectly in control of: how other people see zem - or don't. Learned the hard way: people only get close when they plan to use you Knows ze will never be: truly cared for

Art of a blond woman, hair pulled back severely, no smile. Text reads:
Tempe. Calm, elegant, and deadly. Always thinking five steps ahead. Will do what she thinks is right, at any cost.
Profession: activist secret agent(that text is struck through and following it reads) Consultant on material and trade
Before that, she was: REDACTED
Favorite way to unwind: doodling, puzzles, tender sadism
Would give up anything for: her mission 
Perfectly in control of: her emotions. Did you know you can just turn those off and on?
Learned the hard way: she needs someone else to stop her
Knows she will never be: anything but a weapon

Art of a blond woman, hair pulled back severely, no smile. Text reads: Tempe. Calm, elegant, and deadly. Always thinking five steps ahead. Will do what she thinks is right, at any cost. Profession: activist secret agent(that text is struck through and following it reads) Consultant on material and trade Before that, she was: REDACTED Favorite way to unwind: doodling, puzzles, tender sadism Would give up anything for: her mission Perfectly in control of: her emotions. Did you know you can just turn those off and on? Learned the hard way: she needs someone else to stop her Knows she will never be: anything but a weapon

Next week I'll be revealing the full (gorgeous) cover of my upcoming book, but for now here's a teaser and some character intros!

The wonderful art on the intro cards is by @feral-philosopher.bsky.social, who captured their personalities so so well. I'm excited for everyone to meet these three!

08.01.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My flabbers are gasted at the sheer fucking gall to jump into a 50k fic and tell the author what they should have done differently

20.01.2026 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ao3 comment like: hello why didn't you write the fic that i wanted
Me responding: as an author, sometimes I am Doing Things On Purpose For Narrative Reasons

20.01.2026 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Circumstances in my life are A Lot right now but at the very least i live with small furry creatures who love to give affection

15.01.2026 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When i was a kid i would read this one series at my grandma's library and i have no idea what it was called but have the STRONGEST mental picture of the cover

09.01.2026 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
White and emerald green ceramic coffee mug that says "people displeaser" in a typewriter-like font. Mug is displayed against a dark, patterned rug.

White and emerald green ceramic coffee mug that says "people displeaser" in a typewriter-like font. Mug is displayed against a dark, patterned rug.

My mom got me a mug from @idaolson.bsky.social for Christmas. I love how smooth and comfy to hold the handle on this is!! Its also a very generous size so i can have a nice big coffee out of it

25.12.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My family does christmas eve charcuterie instead of a solid meal. We do nibbles in the themed holiday jammies my mom makes us wear

24.12.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค

24.12.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, i am discovering that my bad habit of not balling a skein of yarn before a project really is a pain in the ass. Will i stop? No, i have resigned myself to it

20.12.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This season of shows has been so good to me between heated rivalry and the mighty nein

20.12.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's out there fighting for her life in fandom and meanwhile I'm like "i like the main character actually, which is why i like the media in general"

09.12.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The funniest thing about my roommate is that I can easily tell who her favorite character in a piece of media will be, and its always a side character

09.12.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One way to reduce stress is to meditate. Another way is to not live under a fascist government. This has been wellness tips!

06.08.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1157    ๐Ÿ” 529    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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To hire me for any of my gigs (epub layout, copyediting, author coaching, research data management), my contact info is at coreopsismajor.carrd.co and you can email me to set up a free 30 minute consult! I love meeting new potential clients!

06.08.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If anyone in the US is buying seeds for fall gardening, Alliance of Native Seedkeepers is having a $1/packet sale www.allianceofnativeseedkeepers.com starting at noon today

13.06.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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