Rick Welch

#nottheonion - tbf most disabled spaces in Birmingham are filled with Audi and BMW usually with tints and ghost plates and boombox speakers but this does seem a bit extreme

how many monkeys did it take to haul the truck?

best read in a Mammy Two Shoes voice

YouTube video by MockeryofaSham Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers - Walter Johnson

I’m a gonna tell you if you don’t know (bompa bompa bompa bompa bompa bompa bompa bom) about a great ball player from a long time ago… youtu.be/rpUd7t5gQYU?...

digby-jones seventy today… still we wait for him to relinquish his use of ‘Birmingham’ which continues to bring shame on the city. wonder whether someone with good elocution has bought the cunt a bmw

PSA - M&S are selling Russets. This shouldn’t be a big deal, but Asda stopped a couple of years back and every other supermarket about a decade ago in my (not exhaustive) experience

so his Achilles Heel is that people vote against him

taking all the positives we can these days, but it’s great that not all the news is gloomy: local and national

council by-election in a bijou ward, but less than 5% vote for Reform in #moseley

it’s a long way off, could be a different world by then. I really don’t think Reform will get a majority but they could be the largest single party and will feel privileged and emboldened by Trump’s triumphs. Potentially some very scary times ahead but all the more reason to oppose them?!

add Wales to that list…

After the films about Dylan going electric and Springsteen going acoustic, I cannot wait for the 2+ hour Oscar bait biopic all about when Tom Waits went full Cookie Monster

Gonna have to de-age Ethan Hawke a little bit for this, but he'll be awesome.

the best tribute the world could ever have for Dave Ball would be for David Gray to delete his assassination of Say Hello Wave Goodbye from all streaming services and to incinerate the master tapes

nice to see a sense of humour at work… usually stamped out by the corporate machine

council by-election in Moseley today… wonder how many of the candidates are having “choice of party” remorse when they realise their national party wants to deport them

ikea demonstrating their photo frames with (1) 80s flat roof ‘Las Vegas Amusements’ and (2) wet weekend through caravan window

could the big man still do a job at the back..? probably not.

woman in Nero asking Siri “are the Labour Party stopping people putting photographs on relatives’ gravestones?”

did he research when Chelsea last appointed a manager without any experience? or was that too difficult to fathom?

you know I'm not really sure what I expected the example for UK National Insurance Numbercards to be but

pipped to the last spot by… Roger #meneither

Currys scared of offending alcoholics have re-marketed Rudolph from Red-nosed to big-nosed - political correctness gone mad Stew

I have tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, and I often just put it on for ten minutes… but must just have hit a run recently: definitely three times running of absolutely tedious bollocks.

I rarely turn on during grimmy, but is the ‘whiny american egotist droning on’ a daily rather than weekly thing after nine o’clock now? #6music

aren’t bullies best ignored?

good old fashioned clip round the ear will sort it

good old MAH - coincidentally I went into the shop today where I bought this on release day in ‘86 (TG Jones)

racist bigot embarrassing scum was wearing slip-on shoes presumably…