Suz

Bank- "we're calling to see if you want to refinance your mortgage. Me- "you can do better than a 3.6?"
Bank- "........no. thank you and have a nice day"

Did EVERYONE decide to get glasses today? There's like 20 people here.

I went to a legit dive bar for the first time in forever and it healed my soul. We're playing shuffleboard and drinking sweet tea vodka for my bday bitches this yr.

I just found out decaf cold brew exists and this is one of the few joyful things so far in 2026

........wow

It's a two donut day

It really is. SOMEONE PUT THE EVIL EYE ON ME

Today in home shenanigans: HVaC repairs. I simply cannot win

Being a homeowner means spending over 7k in a single month on legally required things for owning a house. This does not include the mortgage.

I love the few times I get director level support to let business processes break and fail because of other teams that block us.

Been watching The Avengers movies because I simply cannot with the current state of the world. I'll perhaps flip to the West Wing after Endgame.

There was 5 minutes where I thought i had a mouse in the house and proceeded to have a breakdown.

I start 2026 on antibiotics and on my 70th cup of tea because people were GERMY over the holidays.

Drinking oregano tea cuz I'm still congested. It's actually not the worst

When you have a weird thing where you've had a scratchy throat and extreme fatigue but you still have a massive appetite. At least give me the loss of appetite so I can lose the holiday cake weight

Probably

Ok also WHY do people invite themselves to things they were not invited to. Everyone is annoying to the nth degree this year

I am so exhausted. I need a vacation from this "vacation"

The way my family CANNOT start cooking before midnight drives me crazy

I don't understand why it takes my sister's 97 hours to shower. I constantly have to rush to get ready cuz they take FOREVER

I had a crying fit and then disassociated on the couch while listening to the crown for 3 hours. So that's been my day

When you get your friends boyfriend to help with attic stuff cuz you're now paranoid about falling by yourself. I need a "rent a man to help with things "

I now need to read this

I'm about to protest doing my bloodwork because WHY is it such a hassle EVERY SINGLE TIME. I've been doing quarterly bloodwork since 2019 and every time it's like I'm a brand new person at this lab. Drives me insane

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

- Underworld
- Hans Zimmer
- Cascade
- Bruce Springsteen
- Yanni

I did not realize how much the French say "voila" when talking

Ah yes good ole LA traffic at all hours of the day. I'd forgotten about this

When your Armenian lyft driver in LA goes on an Kardashian rant on when they went to Armenia

WHY is everything at Mueller closed before 1 am. Why is everyone so lame ON HALLOWEEN. Rude.

I'm on luxury parisien apt tiktok and I immediately need like $5 million dollars.