Pabably

So fun that I can’t believe anything I see on the internet is real anymore. What a great future. Good job rich guys.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

If Trump gets a stadium named after him, it’s on all of us to only refer to it as “The Shit Bowl”

The new Kim Kardashian show looks like hot garbage shit. Like someone ate garbage and then pooped it out from their surgically altered butt

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Gmail screenshot From: Austin American-Statesman Subject: 1 in 5 Latinos regret Trump vote

Wolf of Wall Street Matthew McConaughey meme “You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers”

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Geppetto?

AP News homepage. Headline: ‘Shutdown flight cuts at 40 of the busiest US airports will be phased in’ More coverage - What to know about 10% reduction in flights at US airports caused by government shutdown - These are the airports that will reduce flights during the government shutdown

More failures by the Trump administration impacting American lives just in time for the holidays

Team stats for Spurs @ Lakers on Nov. 5. Both teams shot a total of 84 (!) free throws. The Lakers had a four free throw attempt edge going 34-44, shooting 77.3%. The Spurs shot 77.5 on 31-40. Superficially the difference in the game in a game that was dictated by whistles.

Team stats for Spurs @ Lakers on Nov. 5. Both teams had a total of 66 (!) fouls, with the edge going to the Lakers with 30 to San Antonio’s 36. (Of note: The Spurs had three players foul out in the fourth quarter while the Lakers had no one foul out. Luka had 5 fouls the entire fourth quarter, never picking up his 6th, while Sochan, the player effectively guarding Luka, was assessed three (!) fouls in the fourth quarter alone before fouling out in a one possession game.)

Spurs fandom melting down over a two-point loss on the road when this was the reality:

The Marshawn Kneeland news is sobering. How awful. I know I usually delight in trashing the Dallas Cowboys but not today. Sending well wishes to all who who lost him.

Big surprise: Luka terrorized the refs during a timeout and now all the calls going the Lakers’ way

“.. Nearly half of young men have an active gambling account. .. Less than 5% of gamblers withdraw more money from their apps than they deposit.

“.. as the NBA’s dustup shows, this experiment is turning out to be a terrible bet.”

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Pendejo season has returned

Wild to not at least try to draw the defense offsides on 4th and 4. Even more wild to not just take the 3 points when down 17. Shows how little confidence this team has in its defense

Baseball is hurting me.

This game. This series.

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My wife ❤️

Normalize this reaction
#art #artists

The way that Texas has been getting away with blocks in the back on big plays all season is insane

Invariably, I say I’m only doing 1 Halloween costume and I end up doing 3. This year:

1. Kane (Alien - For passing out candy to trick-or-treaters)
2. Shimizu Hinako (Silent Hill f - For a late night concert)
3. Billy Corgan (Smiling Politely - low effort for a 90s-themed neighbor party last week)

The San Antonio Spurs are 5-0 for the first time in franchise history. If you know the franchise’s history, you know what that means.

The usage of “dunking on” someone in actual basketball has become way too loose, especially by sports media

Skyrizi is when you go outside for the first time in the day and go, “My, what a beautiful day! Not a cloud in the sky!”

Wild to not call that block in the back on Ole Miss

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Silent Hill f = Silent Hill fox

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people that like this are like if motion smoothing had a personality send tweet

the epoch-defining genius we deserve

Imagine being a Dallas Mavericks fan right now lol