Posts by Emily K

This a haiku in 4D.

A Chrome browser error page displays the familiar “Aw, Snap!” message, indicating that something went wrong while loading a webpage. A pixelated frowning file icon with Xs for eyes appears at the top left. Below, the error code reads “Out of Memory,” suggesting the browser ran out of system resources. The page includes a “Reload” button in blue on the bottom right

behold the "HTML bomb"

It's a counterattack for AI companies that persistently scrape and rescrape your web site, even when you tell them not to

when a scraper grabs it, it becomes a 10-gig HTML page and 💣 goes the scraper

Item #6 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter: buttondown.com/clivethompso...

That's definitely some classic Mormon slang right there.

It might've been Indonesia I was thinking of. Thank you. And yes.

War is hell. And other peoples and nations were involved. Such devastation IMO cannot be quantified, only mourned.

let them cook

That’s a real shame.

If a binder is needed, then that’s probably the most economical one, yeah.

80s screenshots account. A screenshot of a TV news alert, bright text in a blue background. UNION COUNTY MISSING RAT POISON 1 pound Bag Looks like Green Rock Candy Lost in White Deer Twp. State Police: 742-8761

A Simpsons screenshot. It’s a marquee sign outside a convention center. White text on grey background. COMMUNITY CENTER WELCOME CANDY CONVENTION ROOM 1! ALSO CANDY-SHAPED RAT POISON CONVENTION ROOM 11

I don’t agree with everything this person says. But I want to share this experience: talking to people on international Discord servers has made me realize there are other perspectives. A Malaysian woman told me after the bomb dropped they rose up against the Japanese occupiers themselves.

It’s perfectly fine if you’re a “god-fearer,” or “righteous non-Jew.” Everyone who prays in the Temple is heard by God. Even balaam’s curse turned into a blessing!

I don’t think I heard this before and thank you for explaining. Are you Jewish yourself by any chance?

Fucking hell. For 20lbs?! For me that’s grounds for a new psychiatrist.

John Oliver

Our main story tonight concerns Mech pilots, the easiest and cheapest way to make sure you get a pet that's already housebroken.

Every new holiday needs its own spiel, this is Chairteenthspiel

Gosh. If you’re comfortable, can you tell me the context this would even be in?? No problem if not.

Honestly I thought that the cultural revolution stamped out a lot of those practices. We’ve lost entire schools of martial arts as a result.

"Was it the dream about the soccer ball with the penises all over it?...Too many penises on that thing, right?"

—Linda Belcher

We’re such a thorn in the side of Christians and they can’t stand that we didnt just disappear off the face of the planet once Rome adapted their religion to their Empire

If Black people benefit then yes.

You didn’t have to use AI imagery to make your point. The world is bad enough.

This is real I shit you not

Maybe other countries can pick up the slack. I hear China is advancing immensely in industries where we once led.

ME: Three scoops.

KELLOGGS CEO: Get out.

80s screenshots account. A screenshot of a TV news alert, bright text in a blue background. UNION COUNTY MISSING RAT POISON 1 pound Bag Looks like Green Rock Candy Lost in White Deer Twp. State Police: 742-8761

A Simpsons screenshot. It’s a marquee sign outside a convention center. White text on grey background. COMMUNITY CENTER WELCOME CANDY CONVENTION ROOM 1! ALSO CANDY-SHAPED RAT POISON CONVENTION ROOM 11

Girlfriend earned her golden globe nom, I highly recommend “Last Showgirl.” Beyond that 🤷

WE GOT BINYAMIN’S LAW

Why the fuck was he on the roof and is he still there

The reason the Bechdel Test is failed so often is because men will not write or direct movies that show female friendships that revolve around anything other than men.

Paging Jake Tapper

Wokeness 2 is coming back with a vengeance. Yes especially the dumb stuff. We're gonna call utilities Wetilities. Stuff like that