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@humphythefish.bsky.social

Bonsoir! How nice to meet you! Hobbies include crocheting hats for Clive, sampling gin and eating celery. Forest supporter and rodent fan 🐟

62 Followers  |  130 Following  |  379 Posts  |  Joined: 20.10.2024  |  2.0186

Latest posts by humphythefish.bsky.social on Bluesky

Yes get well for the weekend, my Fantasy team needs you!

21.10.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so relieved! He was a terrible manager with a bad attitude. Hopefully now things will start looking up for Forest 🀞🏻

18.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Checking my Fantasy Football league and hoping no one picked Mateta 🀞🏻

18.10.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ Yay! King Billy!

18.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet dreams all round tonight!

18.10.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hallelujah! πŸ₯³

18.10.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank goodness he’s gone! πŸ₯³

18.10.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Called it! #AngeOut πŸ₯³

18.10.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#AngeOut 🀬

18.10.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s just say it won’t end well πŸ™ˆ

17.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

16.10.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2731    πŸ” 1035    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 94

#CelebrityTraitors Wish I wasn’t watching live so I could fast forward through the challenge πŸ₯±

16.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what a lot of fans are saying - if Ange won’t resign, we are resigning ourselves to life back in the Championship!

16.10.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn’t surprise me - now we’re into October, the Christmas stuff has taken over and all we can do is eat the cake and wait it out (then it’ll be Easter eggs on Boxing Day! 😜).

15.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is true, although I suspect the supermarkets just peel off the pumpkins from the unsold Halloween cakes and replace them with Christmas puds πŸŽƒ

15.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s doing a great job of getting us relegated - we had one season of playing like champions and now it’s business as usual! Knew it was too good to last! 😒

15.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish he was too - Ange Postenoclue! 🀬

15.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I admire your restraint! I took the β€˜if you can’t beat them, join them’ approach and got stuck in πŸ˜‹

15.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm, so that’s why she hangs from her cage by her back paws during the daylight hours… πŸ¦‡

15.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I shall see what Pilchard the hamster thinks of the crumbs, but she tends to prefer the taste of blood (mine 🩸).

15.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes and I have to say it was a disappointment - serves me right for buying Sainsbury’s β€˜normal’ ones and not the super deluxe ones πŸ₯§

15.10.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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@ramblingratz.bsky.social @footballingfox.bsky.social …and so it begins… πŸŽ„

15.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Me neither! I found the spangram first, didn’t find any words that weren’t answers and still had no idea 🀷

14.10.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not the bulky pee pants! πŸ’¦

06.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are a twit (twoo) πŸ¦‰

06.10.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

02.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is because he is shit. And so is the fat Greek 🀬

02.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fab! 6 is the only one I can’t guess…

29.09.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always enjoy the sight of the manager and/or coaching staff getting involved in the brawling and getting sent off 🀞🏻

20.09.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saturday night is Godzilla night in our house πŸ¦–

18.09.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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