Jeremy Woodcock

They say the classic Casablanca line “Here’s looking at you, kid” was improvised. Wow. 🙂 I wonder if that’s why it makes literally no sense 🙂

tfw L.A. proves too much for the man

Lord knows I have

It would be more fun if a Breathalyzer measured how many "sheets to the wind" you were.

Rocking out HARD today with the help of #AppleMusic 🎸What about you, what's your own #Weekend #Whammy?

3 months into his reign and I can’t help notice Pope Leo XIV has been conspicuously silent on the issue of seed oils 👀

We must let ourselves say Joni Mitchell is one of our greatest songwriters, a stunningly open yet oblique lyricist/composer, a singular maverick of rare daring, self-assurance & bravery. But we must ALSO let ourselves or at least ME say "California" just kinda sounds like a less interesting "River"?

🎵
hold me now
i’m six feet from the edge
and I’m thinkin’
I’m adam clayton
or perhaps larry mullen, jr.
not bono though
he’s usually way closer
🎶

Marley had dreads, to begin with.

I'm on a "sea salt" diet. If I SEE someone doing a summerSAULT I tell them they shouldn't eat right before doing one. Not sure why you're calling that a "diet" though.

I would imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger has pretty much got to be a millionaire by now, right? Decades of hard work, in several different fields, he’s probably beginning to inch into, if not beyond, seven figures. And deservedly so!

Oooh, GLOW's Marc Maron has a podcast?

Sign on door: “Cash is not accepted in this location.”

Tango just opened a store, and folks, the hatchet has NOT been buried.

Street sign for “Norista Street”

Good luck finding coffee in THIS neighbourhood.

The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart poster

Not usually one for the Mandela Effect but I could *swear* this always had a different name

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to hold onto an aeroplane

Back CD cover of The Band's debut album Must From Big Pink with track listing

"You should check out this great band."

"Cool, what are they called?"

"The Band."

"No, I mean their name."

"The Band."

"Oh, weird."

"No, they're real relaxed & laid back & folksy & warm!"

"Ok, I could use a little of that! What's the first track on their first album called?"

"Tears of Rage."

Fun Q: who would be on your "Mount Rushmore" of presidents?

Mine's gotta be Washington (completed & dedicated 1934), Jefferson (completed & dedicated 1936), umm Lincoln (completed & dedicated 1937), and, gah I feel like 4th is always hardest lol? Probably Teddy Roosevelt (completed/dedicated 1939).

A sign about a bike-crossing rule, but the road looks like a cross on its side.

And lo when the Anti-Christ does arrive, he will be atop a Schwinn 10-speed.

“Foes” would have been a funnier word

New P-P-Pope in place, p-p-pope replaced

Box labelled PRICELESS/IRREPLACEABLE KEEPSAKES.

The moment I labelled this box, I realized that if I do have any enemies, I make things very easy for them.

I love you dearly, Carol. I do. Why else would I make you a playlist?

But when you play my playlist on shuffle, Carol, you insult my abilities as a sequencer.

Headline - "Obituary: Francis spent his final days in service of the church"

Very "on-brand"

I have to find what Phil's said on the matter.

MIKE PENCE: They've cancelled one of your preferred television programs.

KAREN PENCE: Oh?

MIKE PENCE: No, it isn't so. April Fool.

KAREN PENCE: And to you.

RECORD COMPANY: We want you to be in this new duo called Wham! You don't need to know music, the other guy George Michael is brilliant, amazing singer, writes songs, you won't be in charge of the music.

ANDREW RIDGELEY: Gotcha. Then I'll be the good-looking one.

RECORD COMPANY: So, about that.

Instead, she has finally decided to dedicate herself to her long-time dream of becoming a palindrome.

All French fish is poison and will make you (sic)