jonathan

A shirtless photo of me w my round glasses on

good night boosky 👻

the photo of Lu le petit chocolat biscuits from Tesco's website

ordinarily chocolate hobnobs but I'm obsessed with these rn

good morning ✨ I'll bring biscuits 🫡

morning ben ✨

brrrrr

just like me fr

gonna miss u resident alien :((((

it surprisingly was, M&S slayed chicken in a Yorkshire pudding

I’ve used it as a sign both times I’ve seen it 🍃

a photo of a Yorkshire pudding thing from M&S and it’s 365g

party girl

thank you 🫡🫡🫡 treat yourself and you can use my clubcard points to pay for it all

could you do me a solid and get me some frozen pain au chocolates please?

magdalena bay released imaginal disk almost a year ago and im still rly grateful thank u

ted danson

how do I get her job? I’d like to complain about people who eat at 5:30

I read every word beginning to end twice and I do not understand what her issue is or why she’s so angry at Gen Z. The last paragraph in particular is just ??? what? ?

oh no!

UK will recognise Palestinian state in September unless Israel meets certain conditions, Starmer says - live updates The Hamas-run health ministry says more than 60,000 Palestinians have been killed since Israel's offensive began, including 112 in the past 24 hours.

I don't understand why you would retract your recognition if Israel agrees a ceasefire 🤔, somebody explain that to me.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
UK will recognise Palestinian state in September unless Israel meets certain conditions, Starmer says - live updates - BBC News

literally so fun 😭😭

‎PicoChat for iMessage ‎Remember sitting on the bus and messaging your friends via your favorite two-screened handheld? Relive those memories with PicoChat, a tiny retro drawing app for iMessage! Featuring all the nostalgic...

and we kinda already have that one back apps.apple.com/gb/app/picoc...

that's on hypermodernity 😍😍😍

not too bad thank you!! I had physio this morning, but it was just about my ankle wiggles because I can't walk on it yet (although next week hopefully I can start 🤞🤞🤞🤞). How've you been?

I feel like it really captures the sorry state of affairs in Britain right now at least

Advert on Instagram for morrisons the supermarket weight loss injections Offering “Ground breaking weight loss service”

morrisons mounjaro 🫨🫨🫨

getting home and transferring whatever I’m listening to on my phone/AirPods to the HomePod by just tapping my phone on it never gets old

not resident alien 😭😭😭😭

Liquid Glass is actually kinda underwhelming. Their last major refresh with iOS 7 was a huge overhaul but this just feels kinda half arsed

happy birthday ben!! 🥳

no!! Everything is too opaque, turn the translucency uppppp 😍

I installed iOS 26 on my iPhone and I wish I could use it on my foldy Magic V3 😭 apple foldable hurrY UP

hope you have a nice day ✨ ☀️