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winter got me so fucked up that 42F and sunny feels like summer

i can’t wait for tomato season

thank fucking god

but what if the dial mistakenly turns to “kill me” when I want it to say “happy to help (:”?? maybe Velcro patches is the way to go

fighting the urge to get a sassy desk sign….

I have a better understanding of how the bitchy manager type comes to be, but i will resist undergoing such a transformation

actually maybe i need a sign for lunch that says “ON LUNCH - do not ask me a question because i WILL prioritize helping you” lol

i need various hats for situations at work: examples:
- “very busy”
- “low social battery”
- “i am on break”

i wish i could take a bath in my apartment but the water runs cold before i can fill the tub :(

wish there was a meter above my head that everyone could see that showed my mental and physical capacity

how to fully decompress during 20 minute lunch break pro strat

i have the bbc sherlock mind palace but it’s just for where lab supplies are

i wish i had like. a work phone for communicating with my students, bc it feels weird to give them my number but it would be so much easier to just text. augh

a deli without pickles is like a play without a plot….a soda without carbonation….a child without toys……a city without street art…………

i was excited to get home and not be overstimulated and some dood across the street is sitting in a camping chair and blasting The Weekend outside of what is presumably his apartment and i can hear it only slightly less than when i was outside (:

My personal hell is a rideshare with two different audios playing simultaneously and two different smelly smells going on. just kill me

Trader Joe’s many things snack mix on the other hand…. call me, baby 🤙😉

Annie’s snack mix you suck ass. not salty enough at all

i can’t emphasize enough how badly i need an emergency pickle jar at work

apparently two people downloaded my capstone paper?? I didn’t even know it was posted lol. one was in the us and one was in Estonia…. hashtag famous hashtag researcher hashtag successful

my office smells like straight up sriracha bro….my students are gonna call me sriracha olive….

love potion recipe!!! really works!!1!
step 1: ask your intended recipient what kind of tea they would like
step 2: make that tea for them
step 3: give them the tea

ok it’s definitely this video bc the cardi part is pitched way down lol

and ru’s voice sounds weirdly high?? but also i am not watching legally so. that could be it lmao

ok watching the new season of drag race and i s2g the playback speed of the ep is sped up??? like i slowed it down and it sounds more normal

every time i go to the grocery store i tell myself i have to buy more necessary things than pickles and i can’t handle the weight of them in addition to the essentials. then i arrive home, arms full, yet sad and pickleless

i love not having to worry about clocking out

lol is that Bay Boy: The Musical

just realized I’m in the midst of another traumaversary… body stop keeping the score challenge

A Nissan key car fob

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