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A pair of silver aluminum barbecue tongs on a white background .

everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs

The other hats were too high up to reach so I*had* to use the red panda hat for scale

3 lbs and 3 months old 😻

Kitten in loaf position lies next to a red panda baseball cap

Aya's been at the job for only 5 days so far but says you're welcome!

Small male senior dog Timmy wearing a fetching scarf

So... We're going to adopt a kitten! This dog person who hasn't spent much time with cats is looking for advice on how to adapt and speak cat. Also, does gender matter? We have a small senior male dog (pic for reference) #catsky #catsofbluesky

And to you as well

Tactical fanny packs exist!

World’s 5th richest man Bernard Arnault coins new phrase for being fired: ‘Promoted outwards’ Arnault announced that world-famous jewelers Tiffany & Co will be laying off or “promoting outwards” underperforming workers.

Remember "funemployment" as a euphemism for unemployment?

Here's another:

World’s 5th richest man Bernard Arnault coins new phrase for being fired: ‘Promoted outwards’

#Politics #PromotedOutwards #Funemployment #Unemployment #BernardArnault

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Text from an email says "we're impressed with your impressive qualifications"

Sure you are 😑 #funemployment

Well, it's come to this. Applied to an AI trainer job for the first time. #funemployment

Got my COVID and flu vaxes this morning. Why aren't I feeling sick yet? Starting to get paranoid here... Where's my Pfizer fever so I know it's working in my body 😜

Cheese

That one far right relative is gonna keep me off Facebook for the next several months or so

Dulcimer art ❤️

Temperature regulation! That's my boy

I always get both in the left arm... 🤔

Does having an ethnic name on your resume hurt you? 中文版 A Chinese student recently asked me if they should change their first name on their resume to their English nickname. To be honest, I had no hesitation: YES.

Somehow convinced myself that removing the accent mark from my last name on my resume will make it look less "ethnic." 😑 #unemployed www.linkedin.com/pulse/does-h...

Pics pls!

That can't smell good

Edited photo of penguins that that says me and the girlies cultivating an online presence that is so niche it alienates us from our analog friends and creates unsettling parasocial relationships with strangers in the internet

Logging on to BlueSky like

His little tongue can heal the world

ELMO 🖕 RESIGN

A cat complementing me on nap technique? I've been blessed 😂

I use the one foot out technique for heat regulation

Curtain bangs! I view the world differently now 😶‍🌫️

F*ck off, King Pin Pin designed by Evan Crews. See more of their work here!

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Can't believe this was sent in as mass email from a govt agency "The Social Security Administration (SSA) is celebrating the passage of the One Big, Beautiful Bill"

Screenshot of an email "Social Security Applauds Passage of Legislation..."

You just had to rub it in in my inbox...