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@helldragonchick.bsky.social

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โœ… Egg vs. Chain Discourse Returns

19.11.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ya

18.11.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐˜›๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ž๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ค๐˜ฉ
๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฒ

โœ… AI Bubble Burst
โœ… "Trump didn't kill himself"
โœ… 2014 Galaxy Print Revival

18.11.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
email form on "shoe" website

Message
I thought you might like this Shoe Cartoon.

email form on "shoe" website Message I thought you might like this Shoe Cartoon.

18.11.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements โ€” Debut trans horror โ€” LittlePuss Press "The best book I've read in years." โ€”Gretchen Felker-Martin

NEW ๐Ÿ“—!

PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements (@ravineangel.bsky.social)

In which a trans woman discovers porn of herself she has no memory of making, only to find herself led to an unimaginably deeper evil

"The year's great work of literary horror."
โ€”Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

10.10.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 248    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43
ZARA ad

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then a picture of a woman dressed  as unto a bird from heaven. she is labelled ZARA WOMAN. she is the ZARA WOMAN.

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ZARA ad Discover the ZARA WOMAN's collection then a picture of a woman dressed as unto a bird from heaven. she is labelled ZARA WOMAN. she is the ZARA WOMAN. Shop Now

At ZARA our lust is to dress you as the Bird from Heaven

18.11.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
email form on "shoe" website

Message
I thought you might like this Shoe Cartoon.

email form on "shoe" website Message I thought you might like this Shoe Cartoon.

18.11.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"shoe" comic

woman sitting at diner bar: do you remember what year shoe died?
diner waitress ("roz"): he didn't die.
woman: he didn't??!! then whose grave have i been dancing on all these years???!!!

"shoe" comic woman sitting at diner bar: do you remember what year shoe died? diner waitress ("roz"): he didn't die. woman: he didn't??!! then whose grave have i been dancing on all these years???!!!

checked out today's "shoe" on a whim and it fucks??? who's writing shoe

18.11.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mightn't halford have a Peep

15.11.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
kerrang magazine pictoral of rob halford on a motorbike probably from the late 70s where his neck looks so long?

kerrang magazine pictoral of rob halford on a motorbike probably from the late 70s where his neck looks so long?

OoooOh yeaaaaAh!! I'M! long neck Halford, are all you metal maniacs out there ready to STRE-EE-ETCH?

15.11.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
sluggo showing his handgun to a man

sluggo showing his handgun to a man

14.11.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
sluggo showing his handgun to a man

sluggo showing his handgun to a man

14.11.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

the epstein documents are really darkly funny how the names are missing sometimes but then the unknown person is like If parliament refuses the Migration Compact I may have to submit my resignation as foreign minister for slovakia

13.11.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm torturing your simulacrum, you blockhead

23.09.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cat

Cat

Earth's beautiful boy

09.11.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

(a filthy canvas bag violently being put over my head, muffled): and what about parodies of the sonic youth "goo" cover. you used to see those all the time except itd be something else like. crash bandicoot. "I stole my sister's apples, it was all whirlwind heat and flash". hey are you mad at me

08.07.2023 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the bus or at the library you might be tempted to connect to Haley's Macbook Air or Huong's iPhone on the bluetooth. But you musn't.

05.11.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The bonemancer sniffed the steaming cup. "What is this concoction?". Arialla rolled her eyes. "It's a ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ, Bonemancer". He looked doubtful. "Just try it."

05.11.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING AT THE CUOMO PARTY IM CRYINGGGGG

05.11.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 392    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

I could not Believe this

05.11.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

now they're playing uptown girl lol

05.11.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A pendulous orc dong swung into view. Wait, thought Arialla, I thought I was in a different kind of book? It was like three feet long or something. And it looked so crazy.

04.11.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The bonemancer scoffed. "How can you hope to defeat me? Your mousy brown hair and 5'4" stature and enrollment in a creative writing program are pitiful to me". Arialla smiled. She knew she was the superior bonemancer.

04.11.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chapter 1

Bonemancer's Bequest

04.11.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
garfield

one more sip of foffy would probably be a mistake

garfield one more sip of foffy would probably be a mistake

04.11.2025 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
four panel lynda barry comic. two people (one tall, one short, maybe a mother and child) are looking at a painting in a gallery

1
a: I'm not sure how to look at art
b: Whats sposta happen?

2
a: Something big. A revelation. Suddenly you just understand.

3
a: Not sure how to make it happen.
b: How bout lif me up so I can see better?

4
the first character is holding the second while they look at the painting, whose subjects are posed in an almost identical way to them

four panel lynda barry comic. two people (one tall, one short, maybe a mother and child) are looking at a painting in a gallery 1 a: I'm not sure how to look at art b: Whats sposta happen? 2 a: Something big. A revelation. Suddenly you just understand. 3 a: Not sure how to make it happen. b: How bout lif me up so I can see better? 4 the first character is holding the second while they look at the painting, whose subjects are posed in an almost identical way to them

maybe a bit overplayed but lynda barry "whats sposta happen" comic

04.11.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"a blemmyae from schedel's nuremberg chronicle (1493)"

"a blemmyae from schedel's nuremberg chronicle (1493)"

oh, there it is. that was easy

03.11.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it appears in the video for like one second total. I got the crappy little face from some medieval woodcut of someone with a face on their torso or something like that

03.11.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ouija board that says "GHOST!" and some of the alphabet has "satan" in it instead of alphabet

ouija board that says "GHOST!" and some of the alphabet has "satan" in it instead of alphabet

close up of the "NO" and a star with a crappy little face in the corner of the ouija board

close up of the "NO" and a star with a crappy little face in the corner of the ouija board

like one million years ago I made this ouija board for a puppet video and I still think it's pretty funny

03.11.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this younger generation is too busy watching "Snookie" on their iphones instead of reading "Snoopy" on the newspaper

03.11.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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