Danny

Any self-absorbed asshole can set himself on fire and jump off a bridge but kissing a king cobra on the head is truly impressive af, well done David Blaine!

27.03.2025 14:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes I love my dog so godddam much I have to be careful not to Lenny him, like when John Malkovich pets all the rabbits to death in Of Mice and Men bc he doesn’t know his own strength

11.03.2025 11:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chris Farley had two brothers in David Lynch's The Straight Story. They played the twins that fixed his lawn mower. TIL

06.02.2025 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi honey sorry I cheated on your mom and had a baby with some other lady. Here, let me make it up to you, you can be the new lead singer of Nirvana!

02.02.2025 15:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We didn't start the fire
It was burning when we got here
We voted for Reagan
We didn't start the fire

27.01.2025 21:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A picture of a very cute puppy, possibly a cavapoochon, in a cowboy hat with the caption "I aim to please, but my aim ain't that good!"

27.01.2025 15:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A still from the 2018 film Tag, where Jon Hamm is sitting on a couch with a poster of a Lamborghini and a poster of the rock band toad the wet sprocket's album Dulcenia

hamm the wet sprocket

08.12.2023 23:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello Bleu sky friends. Thank you for having me. Here is a stock photograph of a baby with a couple #crayons up his nose.

09.11.2023 17:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0