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Bridget with The Beatles on Abbey Road.

Bridget hanging out in Grant Wood's American Gothic.

Bridget in Bruegel's Hunters In The Snow (with a freshly caught mouse).

The Cat With The Pearl Earring.

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

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I thought my hearing loss had gotten to the point where I’d just never enjoy music the way I used to, but turns out all I needed was the 4/4/4/40 method (driving for 4 hours at 4am on 4 hours of sleep and 40mg of Adderall)

24.03.2025 23:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Guy who, at 4:30 in the morning, refused to accept that anyone would be awake for reasons other than feeding him early breakfast

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I was too the only dyke in school to have fun as a teenager & now I finally get to lie about seeing a friend so I can go out on a date instead

15.02.2025 20:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now that I’m living with my in-laws I can finally unlock the achievements I missed in high school like sneaking out of the house to get laid

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A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

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Sunrise photo from a high rise, showing snowy trees, mountains, and some orange and yellow light in the clouds

2/6/25

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View out of a window on a high rise overlooking snowy trees and mountains. The sky is cloudy but there is a small patch of orange on the horizon where the sun is rising.

2/5/25

05.02.2025 18:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All of the sunrise pictures I’ve posted so far are out the same window, but the landscape looks totally different in each of them 😮

04.02.2025 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

View out the window of a high rise, showing a heavy cloud layer that partially covers the mountains and snow-covered trees. It’s technically sunrise but the sun is not visible because of the clouds. Everything is tinged blue-grey.

Today’s sunrise

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“Dumped” means gently & predictably being broken up with but,, character limit

03.02.2025 05:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Turns out having 1 day a week to manage ur life and see the people u care about is not quite enough

Also I got dumped & then realized I forgot my boots 1 hour into my 3 hour drive so I had turn around & then there were a million accidents the rest of the way up so my 3 hour drive took 6!! hours

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Bad Weekend :(

03.02.2025 04:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Clackamas United Church of Christ in Oregon

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I usually think of myself as generally unattractive to straight men (fat+muscly, kinda butch, often dirty) but I’ve learned that really it’s just about whether my hair is long enough to stick out the bottom of my hat or not

01.02.2025 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My hair is now long enough that men are weirdly nice to me again

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Lightly orange sunrise between dark clouds and dark mountains

Today’s sunrise 🔥

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funniest possible end game event has entered the field of play

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How many times is this guy gonna compare the love interest to a child

28.01.2025 18:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TBH the part about how intimate creating a character is & how you don’t get to make their choices for them etc etc was laughable, given how bad the author is at making characters and how awful the characterization was for the “person” they were specifically referring to

28.01.2025 16:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I liked Three-Body Problem even though the characters fell flat & their choices didn’t feel realistic. Now I’m 30% through The Dark Forest & it’s got all the problems of 3body plus huge incel vibes/overt sexism, and I don’t think I can continue… does it get better?? #booksky

28.01.2025 16:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Vibrant, orange sunrise behind some foggy mountains. The window this was taken through is dirty as hell

I love working up high enough/early enough to catch the sunrise every morning 🥺

28.01.2025 00:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Driving to Seattle for the week exactly 48 hours after getting off the plane from my vacation. Bad

26.01.2025 23:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

picture of The Poster and her Associate standing in a flooded rainforest

Picture of river in Amazon. not that one, another one.

picture of rainforest canopy.

picture of rainforest canopy with an exceptionally bright blue sky.

aight

let's see how this goes

I've been in Peru the past two weeks! stomped around the Amazon a bit. gee hope nothing terrible happened in America while I've been gone

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