mallory 🌟

disrespectfully if you are in college i BETTER not catch you pulling up to class in PAJAMAS.

we are in COLLEGE. you are an ADULT. WHAT THE HELL

what if the JD in JD Vance stood for Just Dance

anxiety poops typa morning

scared myself thinking about how pandemic babies are already 5

it’s 2025 and i STILL can’t use my microwave when it has a timer running

ikea is the future and nobody can tell me otherwise

FYI this is a Mercator projection hate account and always will be, so you can unfollow if that offends you.

it saddens me that life saving hotlines and resources are being defunded. waited 30 minutes for nothing

the new goodreads logo is… jarring to say the least 😵‍💫🥴

my life has consisted of a terrifying amount of coincidences recently. something is happening…

life is so short. use the sticker. start the blank notebook. eat the ice cream. do all the shit!!!

feeling… suspicious because i’ve had crazy luck with raffles within the last ~2 years of my life. i’ve won 3 (maybe 4) raffles and 2 scholarships in that period of time… strange tbh

this is your reminder that IQ is racist, ableist, classist (etc) and a standardized practice to attach more numbers to people in addition to grades/tips/income/etc

if you have tinted windshields you aren’t allowed to get mad at pedestrians for not being able to decipher if you’re letting them cross or not! thanks for coming to my TedTalk

foaming at the mouth trying to find scholarships i’m eligible for

my evil conservative brother is stuck in the car with me for 3 hours so i am forcing him to endure Tejano/Tex-Mex music & Alanis Morissette <3

a very good feeling is getting a book from the library that you were considering purchasing and then finishing it and thinking "that sucked ass, i'm so glad i get to give this shit back"

we talked about this in my strategic communication class as a case study… lol

picture of a book being held by one hand. the title reads “Love in a f*cked-up world: how to build relationships, hook up, and raise hell together” followed by “Dean Spade, author of ‘Mutual Aid’” The cover is a solid yellow background with bold pink and red text. The background of the photo contains a glimpse of a white desk against a lavender wall. There is a lot of clutter on the desk and lots of things on the wall above it.

i was gifted this book when i received a scholarship award at my college’s women’s & gender studies annual symposium!! really loved this more than i thought i would. definitely worth reading :)

i’m just a little guy I CAN’T HANDLE ALL OF THIS

got broken up with AND it’s finals season?? might as well just kill me

This this this this this this this

can’t believe that i presented at a conference and i might be part of a publication within the next year ?//€/&:)? i’m only a sophomore in college this is so cool

huge shoutout to my WGS250 professor & peers!!! they are awesome

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARIES!!! libraries have SO many resources that people don’t know about!!!

this is your reminder that DEI includes accessibility!!! 504 plans are also at risk right now, and people will lose so many accommodations :(

let me note that the college itself doesn’t want to do it, but is forced to from a state level if they still want to receive state funding. devastating.

my college is getting rid of a ton of DEIA student programs and spaces; i’m so close to losing my on-campus job too and i’m so scared

also terrified for my women’s & gender studies major *and* current paid internship

this is a living hell

billionaires should have to participate in the hunger games

create. be loud. be obnoxious. share your joy. take care of yourself.