francman

enzo maresca those subs are world class from you

ultimate tale of two halves this game, we looked like we couldn't even get near betis in the first 45' but now we've just smashed 4 past them

the MOMENT we got reece on the pitch, we got our aura back

I WANT COLE PALMER TO HAVE MY CHILDREN

half time and i fear chelsea are to lose the (hopefully) only conference league final we will ever be in

there seem to be about 49 real betis players in every single chelsea passing lane

commentators: betis have conceded twice from corners recently
chelsea football club taking a corner: lets take this short and go right back to our left back

i love soccerball

betis are fucking horrifying

i wish whoever put the create button here a very fuck you

tiktoks but with the tutorial music from 2005-2010 youtube

How Trump Is Wreaking Havoc on the Student Visa System The Trump administration is upending the student visa bureaucracy to deport foreign students. University officials are struggling to keep up.

guarantee they're going after foreign students because they're a fucking easy quota point, just like going after immigrants who have been keeping all their appointments with the government

'we're deporting criminals' was always a fucking lie

#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 15

#FakeBookTitleFriday

i have a fiverr now: www.fiverr.com/s/jjGqV79?ut...

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Twitter screenshot: koyaanisqatsi heckler @Arr The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over 11:08 AM • 6/28/18

this is the one

One of these days I'll become the cool alt boy Ive always wanted to be

And I'll look all cool but then you go to my room and see my virginity corner with my zines and scott pilgrim comic book collection

BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this

MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere

BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow

BOURDAIN: alright, seasoning. Im tasting.... salt. But there's something else

MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: m'lord hath a fine palate. we have added notte megge, a spice moft deere

rip twitter AND threads lmao

Maybe before making up just-so stories about why and how the left forced the Silicon Valley bros to go hard right, you could look up the bros' personal histories, their family histories, or the entire history of ultra-rich people in general

Report: in a bid to capture the “chaotic energy” of early Bluesky, Threads is trialing a new algorithmic feed where every 4th post is a poorly lit photo of a flaccid penis

picture of god

bluesky

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch