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Aaron Parrish

@jimsox5.bsky.social

Is a real boy.

335 Followers  |  50 Following  |  2,081 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.949

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I saw Pigeon liked this post, and I am just crestfallen it wasn't this Pigeon.

14.02.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With a man so terrified of soup, I'm guessing wetting himself is a daily occurrence.

13.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude calmly stated what was about to happen and then confidently followed through. What more could you ask out of him?

13.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, they can't really say anything about Finland. So this was probably a gift!

13.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, I'd love to see @dieworkwear.bsky.social break down John Wroblewski's looks in these Olympics. I think he might be the sharpest dressed coach out there, but I certainly don't have the background to declare that myself.

13.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it too early to call for double gold for USA Hockey?

13.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it's more of a tiered system. Can't unlock new content until he wins silver or gold.

13.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least the streaming only games don't require Peacock. Having almost any paid TV subscription will grant access.

The announcer is still pretty bad, though.

13.02.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it not common knowledge that the goal is ~2%? With how many people that went through the 2008 collapse and covid? And the stagflation of the 70's, too. Truly the definition of "you can lead a horse to water" here.

13.02.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still just a theory until we hear from the man himself. Where is your Milan correspondent?

13.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They made a bunch of new somethings, anyway.

12.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't that more or less what they're doing now?

12.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You will have a hard time convincing me Gallup didn't just bow to presidential pressure. I'd be shocked if they don't start again after the next election. thehill.com/homenews/med...

12.02.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a chance to tie it with a 3, but the shit didn't go down. Couldn't have asked for much more, but couldn't convert when we really needed it.

12.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, I didn't bail. I'm sure you're all shocked. And since Wabash Always Fights, a 20+ lead has been cut down to 4. Can they finish the job?

12.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm still not convinced Trump is going to make it to the end of this term. Though that doesn't mean Vance will ever win a term in his own right.

12.02.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I think I'm bailing on this. You can't win games if you don't score, and Wabash is absolutely not scoring.

12.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Wabash wanted any chance of getting back on top of the NCAC, they were going to need to win out. Instead, they have played maybe their worst half of the year. I guess they have 20 minutes to make it better, though.

12.02.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you can't make an argument, bang the table. Or something like that.

11.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, now I feel left out that I haven't seen this ad. What game was your dad watching?

11.02.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't worry about the style points. The points on the scoreboard are the only ones that really matter. And those say Purdue wins.

11.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think she's a better singer than Alex Warren. Marginally.

Other than that, this is just Alex Warren 2.0, right? Or am I missing something?

10.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I kept thinking all night how pissed Josh Allen must have been.

10.02.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not 3 on 3!

10.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know very many people who would argue Mike Tyson is a good person. I'm confident Mike Tyson would not argue Mike Tyson is a good person.

10.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like that would be inviting perjury charges. You know. If we were still a real nation.

09.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But can he block?

09.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's one more use than I realized it had.

09.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman says i think i 'm insulted ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman says i think i 'm insulted

Hang on a minute ...

09.02.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's only too much if you don't believe in yourself! Kinda like how every pizza is personal sized if you really want it to be.

08.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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