A.b.

Finally bought @heathenking.bsky.social's book 😩

Picture of my daughter taken from the back. She's wearing a blue sparkly princess dress and a plastic crown, hitting a baseball off a t-ball stand with a purple bat.

she's so cool

that’s my emotional support torment nexus

gave the daughter some candy and she started singing "Jesus Loves Me". smh the big guy's always stealing credit huh

haven't been wanting to go to sleep at a normal time lately because that means doing a whole new day when I wake up.

Tip for non americans mute the word firework and the 4th will be 97% less annoying

Swimming lessons waitlist vs me: an eternal struggle

Lol

My house is so hot and humid I need to sleep in the bathtub at this rate

I love seeing people's first day of the school year vs the last pics of their kids and having no fucking clue which is supposed to be which

If you're trying to sell a secondhand t-shirt for $25 and then offer me a measly $20 when I follow the listing go fuck yourself lol I'm not buying used clothes for the price I could get new ones nice try

circling the drain

It's true it happened to my son

Fighting the urge to delete myself off the internet and disappear entirely

PWHL draft the first time ever in my life I've paid attention to a sport in the off season

Don't let me back online this weekend until I've weeded my garden and put my laundry away

Going to a comic con wearing a high vis vest, carrying a clipboard and trying to slip the phrase tenet into casual conversation.

Maybe 🤷🏻‍♀️

See I like them, Fury Road is one of my favourite movies, I cosplayed Furiosa, she was my biwakening, but I just didn't care for that movie specifically

Don't kill me but I didn't care for it

Catching some sun

Just remembered we have two rental groups of 169 kids from one school and 87 from another 🤙🏻

Boss is not in today guess I'm going for a long swim and doing some hot tub and sauna time during my shift

Have had a few drinks on this Wednesday night

:))

The Ice Dragon by George RR Martin

I'm going to read her this instead

She's 4 😭😭

Daughter picked one of my books because it was purple and she liked the maps and asked me to teach her how to read it... It was A Storm of Swords

V true

Don't tell the rest of the film heads but idc for Amy Adams usually but yeah they did not do any of that well