Admiral Eyebrows

I know it makes me a bad person, and I can’t quite put my finger on why, but does anyone else find the Savannah Guthrie kidnapping thing kinda funny? It’s just so… stupid, like we’re on the outside of a Coen Brothers plot that’s gone terribly awry

May I interest you an a dancing ape in these trying times?

Trump, Men's Hockey Team Joke About Having To Bring USA's Women's Team To White House American President Donald Trump and the USA men's national team were heard joking and laughing about having to also bring the women's national team, who won Olympic gold earlier in the tournament, to ...

Woof, I missed this one! ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/trump-m...

At least the privacy policy will stay the same forever.

Somehow this has been sitting in drafts from before Bsky had drafts or even existed

The prestige:

Not in word list: MOONMANIA

As a sufferer of this disease who has spent years trying to raise awareness, the NYT’s refusal to recognise the condition feels like a stab in the heart

And now for America’s greatest band: Coldplay

*squinting suspiciously at this interview*

VE 상큼규문용 COMING ALL OVER THE ICE

🇺🇸 🏒 🥇

Would’ve liked so see them have the women’s coach on the bench again just to get a shot of him crying

Same

USA! (provisional) USA! (provisional)

Rye sticks sound pretty good

Sounds delish!

Probably too late to google “what is icing”

Also maybe a secret Lodge 49 prequel??

It’s weird to hear the announcers say these players grew up watching and dreaming about the movie Miracle cuz a) that came out when I was an adult and b) I didn’t think it was supposed to be good? But it does have Kurt Russell so maybe I should watch it

Whoaaa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, heaven is a place on earth
Take my hand, well make it, I swear
Whoa, heaven is a place on earth

His enthusiastic clapping deserves a special Emmy category on its own

Pope Leo is JD Vance’s Joyce Carol Oates.

A far side cartoon where a nerdy shark is working a film projector while other sharks watch the film. It’s a large lady in an inner tube with her feet under the water Caption: SHARK NERDS ALWAYS RAN THE PROJECTOR

JAWS (1975)
THE FABELMANS (2022)

I have 1000% been Mandela Effect’d from a universe where he’s Australian

There has to be a twist

Maybe she can go to the State of the Union and Blades of Glory some folks

All of them are actually undead, except for that one boy

“Leave Colorado, come out to the coast, you’ll get less snow.”

SIXTINE COUSIN AGE 26 and it's a ski lady

it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a