The Purity Of Evil.

Oh WWWOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!! Already!!! He’s the best little doggo and I definitely send all the gentle pats he can handle. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ It’s hard to watch a loved one get older but little stairs etc do help them. I know El Gato and Mike Hatt loved theirs. 🥹

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Wait. When did Cappuccino become SENIOR??? 🥺🥺🥺 I’ve missed so much - and send an unbearable amount of pats.

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what’s wrong babe, you’ve hardly borne witness to your endless stream of atrocities today

Ew. 😬

“Oh right! My steaks! They’re not very high, so…” - My son, Henry.

“When people are tenderising and salting their meat, do you think it should be called A Salt and Battery?” - My son, Henry.

My womanchild used to love watching Poltergeist when she was 3. She turned out okay. 🤣

Dear “The Hills Have Eyes” - Thems hillbillies, not rednecks. They’re only rednecks if they come from the redneck region of Appalachia, otherwise they just ✨SPARKLING HILLBILLIES✨

Angelus/Azrael/Satan Herself/Little Bean. She’s young, skittish, keeps me awake at night demanding pats, and I love her. Little shit.

I’m dismayed at the referendum results, that the majority of Australians would hold onto racism over the smallest amount of progress is tragic and harms all of us. It’s really fucked up.

Film bros identify with Ryan Gosling’s character from Drive because they spend a lot of time alone in undecorated apartments, and not because they would knowingly destroy themselves to save someone they love.

i am against blasts, especially blasts that harm civilians

N’aaawww... poor doggo. 🥺 I am trying to read the first book, but keep falling asleep. (Seems that happens any time I try to read - since having kids. 😫)

Classic Dune vs New Dune: opinion?

Ever get so mad at a teenager that you want to piss on their bed and blame it on a cat? Oh no? Yeah, me either. 👀 😬

TV writer who doesn’t know the strike is over hiding for 30 years in the Philippine jungle not writing Moon Knight season 2

Caption reads: Buying plastic skulls and skeletons for Halloween Using natural and compostable billionaire bones

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ruin a dad’s week by saying the TV display looks off but not how it looks off

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First thing this morning…. Myself and my man-child (my SON). He’s just happy he’s finished jury duty. Me? I hadn’t had coffee yet, but was getting there. 🤣🤣🤣

#priorities

If dudes doing housework in a hetero relationship is considered porn/foreplay etc, then is doing my own considered masturbation? Either way, while I may be doing all the work, I’m always satisfied in the end.

I’m about to get on a flight full of small children. Okay, so it’s only an hour and a half, but if you’re the “I believe in a deity” type, please pray for me.

Have some cats (not my cats), and a cockatoo.

#cats #cat #mainecoon #cockatoo #bird #burb

It is a graphic on an EV charging parking spot that indicates this spot has been spread wide open, inviting you to park your large object in it

I can’t be the only one

Sharing isn’t always caring? Be well soon. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜