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Very much so

What the fuck is with people saying ‘good girl’ to me at work??? It’s disgusting, misgendering aside.

If I ever publish a book I’m going to be so cagey about it in promotional materials.

If I don’t scream soon I’m going to scream

I’ve been seeing a mama duck with at least 10 ducklings on my walk to work for the last couple weeks and it’s great.

Film bros identify with Ryan Gosling’s character from Drive because they spend a lot of time alone in undecorated apartments, and not because they would knowingly destroy themselves to save someone they love.

Thinking about this comment I saw of someone asking for a ‘tutorial’ on another persons’ art style like it was some paint and sip class step by step.

It’s always the fancy water bottles that leak in your bag and ruin your life.

I’m dismayed at the referendum results, that the majority of Australians would hold onto racism over the smallest amount of progress is tragic and harms all of us. It’s really fucked up.

They need to invent a shoe that doesn’t immediately chew a blister through my heel.

Dutch postboxes are cool red, rounded wedge shaped boxes on a two legged stand. Friend shaped and retro.

Recently learnt that Dutch postboxes look like this and I want one for my home.

Damn houseplants have always got aphids

You may already know this but you can report your self employed hours as paid hours for the stupid points, if you do enough then it’s only 4 job apps a month.

Forgot to take my meds when I woke and instead floundered for a couple hours wondering why everything was so difficult. It was the symptoms.

Opshop haul today includes: the perfect sized bookshelf for my office that I’ve been looking for, for months now, an official Snoopy merch hoodie for $2, a cool pair of jeans, and a cute vintage wrap dress.

People call to make appointments and don’t know their own availability??? What can I can do here Deborah, hack your gcal ???

Track changes but it’s just me adding and deleting the same comma

My art style? Inconsistent.

Someone with an art style pls let me know how to do eyes the same

There are so many flies!!! I get why people used to think these things were spontaneously brought into existence

Missed Connections: the immaculate rooster I just saw by the innovation campus

Inside of you there are two wolves, one wants a takeaway, the other has already spent all their money on takeaways

Day started with Mori (cat) yelling for an hour and a half, day ended with Mori (cat) getting outside and hiding under the house until I lured him out with treats that he frankly, did not deserve

Fuck it, Halloween Twitter name🪝🚪💀

What do you mean, what are you saying???

You’d think I’d have watched enough D20 to see Brennen’s helpful, comedic character’s heel turn coming by now

Shorts that say YOU ARE NOT OWED FORGIVENESS on the butt

Haunted by the raw red onion I ate last night

British Comedians Don’t Be Transphobic Challenge

Hold me back bro I’m thinking about pitching another personal essay