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Article title of “Ask Ethan: is there really a dark side of the moon?”

As a matter of fact, it’s all dark.

@davidlemieux.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE =) hold onto your jacket

so glad the Red Sox don’t have that albatross of a mookie betts contract to keep them from being competitive for years to come

He is (and I say this very advisedly) an absolute treasure

Spike looks ready to direct Malcolm XI

#textstoSchmidtsRevenge

The Government Contractor class is something we don’t talk about enough.

The "opposition," everybody!

all this shit is causing my wife to look up words like “groyper” and “Pepe” and I might kms

not some sort of mind reader here

some of us weren’t told to not use certain ammo on the spotted lanternfly

If the doc tells you to “play it out and see where it goes” or says anything “looks like a good one” you might want the ol’ second opinion

I just got my Ubiquiti flex and have been lurking r/selfhosted, joining da club soon, just need to decide if the Mac Pro Can from 2013 is worth it or go mini pc

Since No One Else Seems to Care, Let’s Remember Epstein’s Survivors They've already told us everything we need to know...

www.jezebel.com/since-no-one...

The Government Center T Smell is still exactly the same a quarter century later, no doubt

JFC Microserft really wants us to smooth out our brains with copilot, huh?

you know those nip nips have that AC ice

if this goes the way we hope it goes everyone's gotta get emotionally ready for the real ratfucking that will start immediately

SECOND PLACE IS FIRST LOSER MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! Hahahahahahaha lololololololololololzzz!!!!!1

I am sick of thinking about it and him, but of all the obviously wrong things that people have believed about Donald Trump, the idea that he wouldn't instantly be into dropping bombs on brown foreigners in order to look tough or just more or less for yuks has to be the dumbest/wrongest.

I almost see some issues with the US bombing Iran. Some potential pitfalls

Sox executives have been encouraging me to use my time in a wiser fashion since March 2020. I appreciate their continued assistance, their sponsors maybe not so much

Port Jeff NY, because who doesn’t love walking around on pavement in the vicinity of a ferry

wondering if any of the other parents from RR’s class are at the same advanced stage of youth as us then I see some AOL emails on the list and feel pretty good

that would be Kid Rock, Lauren

Storm Prediction Center Outlook showing weather dong

Times are tough for our friends in the NWS world, but the amazing folks at the SPC are still still STILL pumping out timely if #skinny #wxdong I MEAN FORECASTS

Budget airline Avelo to fly deportation flights for ICE from Arizona Budget carrier Avelo Airlines says it has signed an agreement to fly deportation flights from Arizona starting in May

If you ever have the opportunity to fly Avelo Airlines—don’t.

Trump and Musk are basically trying to deskill America:
1) kill all white-collar jobs and replace them with AI
2) kill universities
3) use tariffs to turn the U.S. into an economic island manufacturing, oil and ag hub
4) empty the cities
5) push men into manual labor & women back into the kitchen

we love campus free speech. we need to let weird middle aged freaks go to the center of campus to yell at students about how they are faggots. but the second students start saying controversial things like “children shouldn’t be bombed” we must deport them