MILLI

OI what language u learning??? I got up to 234 days on Romanian and I only remember one sentence of it 😭

*dolly parton voice*
cuck me
cuck me
cuck me
cuck meeeeee
i’m begging of you please do fuck my man
your beauty is without compare
and i have a real comfy chair,

I do love my job but it's just Everything All At Once lmfaoooo my manager is bringing some incredible home cooking for lunch free of charge tomorrow tho so my autistic tolerance for humanity's bs will be significantly higher MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL

even worse r the ppl who tap their afterpay card just Assuming it works, watching it decline from a very slow system thrice, THEN asking if we take afterpay? BFFR*
Life Advice: Ask Before You Try and Fail Thrice

*apparently it works with afterpay plus?? neato but dangerous tbh

this holiday season if you wait until you actively Have To Pay before you realise you maybe gotta transfer some more money over i wish you a very very merry deathmas

was talking abt this with my dad earlier, there r a few reasons I believe this but much like fb replaced myspace i truly believe bsky will replace twt

my boyfriend snagged his perfect 10, but she has no need for human interaction and has no idea how to be romantic 🩷

It's litch just one old woman named Dorothy from Bero, it used to be abt 3 old ppl from Bero + Terrace but I suspect it's Just Doz these days bc we only get them rarely now 😂

Self-care week.

my local jehovas witnesses don't go around knocking on doors but send handwritten letters

Moon dressed up as Uranus

if it looks good it looks good we out here leroying our jenkins babes!!!!!

Still get physical catalogues for a surprising amount of stores, the highlight of every ALDI trip is checking out the catalogue for the upcoming week. Somehow I feel the physical catalogue will stick around for a surprisingly long time, it really is just a bit better than looking at the website IMO

just a bit too hot w it on, just a bit too cold w it off ✨️

Black and white photo of a shorthaired tortie cat sitting up on a brick sidewalk, looking at the camera. Cool 1950s cars are parked along the curb.

That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood. I got news for you - SHE IS. 1959. www.flickr.com/photos/dboo/...

A t-shirt with a scarf wearing cartoon bear sat in front of an old desktop computer that says “why be mean online when you can just be sweet and kind”

Logging on

A pair of dog ears surface from deep snow.

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“The dual-finned Canadian land shark surfaces briefly, scouting the area for signs of potential prey.”

Watercolor sketch cards

2 photos, each of a clump of White Coral Fungus. Many branched branches. Just like a sea coral but a mushroom.

My 2100th upload to iNaturalist. 🍄📷🪸 #FungiFriends #shroomsomg #sporepunk

A banded moray eel winding its way along a rocky seafloor. Columnar jets of smoke-like bubbles rise around the figure, giving the animal an almost draconic feel. The piece is rendered in warm, muted earth tones that interplay with cool greys and highlight the eel’s striking yellow head.

banded moray (Sea Unseen, 2022) #art 🎨🐡🦑

The skeleton of a butterfly ray.

White Spotted Greenling skeleton.

Little skate skeleton

Scaly head sculpin skeleton

Many years ago I made a series of cleared and stained fishes that have been printed on aluminum and showed in natural history museums and aquaria around the world.

These are an example of how the art I do inspires the science.

🐡🧪

Israel News Irish Low-cost Airline Ryanair Cancels All Flights to Israel Abruptl

God bless the Irish 🇮🇪

It's Valentine's day, certainly not everyone's favorite but it can be celebrated as a day to remind ourselves to count our blessings with our partner(s), our friends and kindred beings, and the wish to strive for connections that are nurturing, supportive and help you grow. 💗🙏

Isopod hour

Rafah is The size of Heathrow Airport Rafah is The size of Heathrow Airport Rafah is The size of Heathrow Airport 1.4 million civilians are taking refuge in this “safe zone” that is now being bombed” @m1209.90

rip to a real one 🙏

a loose painting of several coyotes wandering an LA street in the evening.

neighborhood pack

Shadow the Hedgehog wearing a pink cooking apron, typing a review on his laptop with a flat expression. The review being as follows: "Your recipe doesn't mention adding the brown sugar to the crust mixture. Luckily I caught it right before pouring it into my pan, because that might've been the last straw for me in my miserable life."

This is making the rounds on tumblr again, so!

going to do this tomorrow