BOBfromFLA

Like Ted Cruz, but without the charm.

Right. Because everyone knows you can’t get a decent breakfast taco in… (Checks notes)… L.A.

Bring it on, Dersh. On any given day in the summer, there are literally hundreds of NYC/DC/Elsewhere big firm litigators on the Vineyard. Pierogi Vendor will have the most kick-azz pro bono defense imaginable.

It was an absolute firehose of jokes and gags.

27. 28 if you count Las Vegas Airport to change planes as a visit. And no, I will never intentionally travel to Las Vegas to “visit.”

Keep putting one foot in front of the other. Sometimes it's hard, but keep doing it. Forward motion follows even with setbacks.

I'm 66; been riding motorcycles since I was 9. Currently own two. I told my kids if I ever mention that I'm thinking about getting one of those tricycles (normal or reversed), please start looking for a nice memory care home for me.

Strange, when he's a defendant, all lawsuits must be stayed until he's out of office; yet when he's a plaintiff, he can proceed all he wants.

I have heard it said that throughout the Middle East, what a leader says in English is meaningless. What's said in the official language of the country is what counts (even then, maybe).

Trump’s caddy didn’t get a hard hat.

Because he’s … a … uh … .uh … what‘s the word I’m looking for … uh…. Uh … not important? Yeah, that’s it — not important.

Dow Jones is the publisher of WSJ, Barrons, IBD and others.

Discovery's gonna be lit.

This will be an absolute pissing match between skunks, then Trump will fold like a cheap suit. He always does.

"Nothing to see here," says @jaketapper.bsky.social ... or maybe ... "I'll save it for my next book after he's gone."

@chefreactions.bsky.social has some opinions on "Jarlic." He's on Bsky now.

It's not a war! It's a Special Military Operation, if you will.

Not body shaming, but does anyone believe the third guy from the left and the far right guy could pass their annual physical performance and agility test?

All the dudes are wearing mom jeans and she’s wearing slip on shoes.

Somebody needs to start AtlanticPitchbot stat.

No, no. That darn autocorrect. There are pitchers of Jack Daniels AND Jim Beam in his office.

BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!

Homeopathic chiropractor — a twofer.

I here you brother.

correction, appeeling

You just know Miller wanted to say "1,000 years" and caught himself.

How dare you Mrs. Bowers. She was a 1928 Porter! You, you, Blasphemer!

To be fair, they're not wearing masks, so they got that going for them.

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We olds recognize Prof. Tom Lehrer. Thank you.

Tom Cruise could probably get Jeanine’s phone number if he wanted it.