Chelsea D Chamberlain

She really just said why are you talking about the mass coverup of child rape when you should be talking about money

sigh

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Very proud of the double thumbs up I earned from a buff elderly man at the Y after an agonizing fight for the last pull-up in my set.

“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”

a public audience talk held at a university, btw, not a conference

Listened to a good talk about incorporating animals into historical narratives and arguments, giving some examples from US history. First question, a guy spent several minutes asking why the speaker hadn't discussed "the genocide of the passenger pigeon"

R1: No we're not hiring on the tenure track because our peers aren't hiring on the tenure track
R1: Our peers aren't hiring on the tenure track because we aren't hiring on the tenure track
R1: wtf our grad students aren't getting hired on the tenure track
R1: No one could know how this happened

(snorting a line of beef tallow off a dead shark) your kid doesn't have adhd he just needs to sleep more

We’re reading that poem in my modern US class this week!!

Everybody: That show was beautiful.

Me: OVERRULE THE INSULAR CASES TOMORROW FFS

Ready-for-bed me is so mad at the mid-afternoon me who dumped all this clean laundry on the bed 😭

“Partisanship is inherent and permissible in the legislative districting process” — Ted Cruz in September, in an amicus brief supporting the Texas gerrymander. www.cornyn.senate.gov/wp-content/u...

Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.

It has begun

lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

Ohh would you be willing to share the syllabus with me??

Remember her name: Aliya Rahman

Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.

It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.

ICE MUST GO‼️

first day of class I said, for the first time ever, "please take responsibility for your own consciousness during class" as in, literally please stay awake.

How to Attend a Public Meeting

New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped

Teaching the Progressive Era today I said “I tend not to weigh in on current issues in class but I beg all of you to honor these reformers by only drinking pasteurized milk.”

I like to quickly check quotes that sound too perfect. But sometimes, someone just says the absolutely right thing.

I'm glad the author had this experience, and find it an interesting read...think mileage may vary semester to semester though!

Finally, the balance of equities and public interest favor a stay. The Government does not cite any reason termination must occur post haste. Secretary Noem complains of strains unlawful immigrants place on our immigration-enforcement system. Her answer? Turn 352,959 lawful immigrants into unlawful immigrants overnight. She complains of strains to our economy. Her answer? Turn employed lawful immigrants who contribute billions in taxes into the legally unemployable. She complains of strains to our healthcare system. Her answer? Turn the insured into the uninsured. This approach is many things—in the public interest is not one of them

this is a good one storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Judge Blocks Trump Administration From Ending Legal Protections for Haitians The Department of Homeland Security had moved to end the protections for Haitians under the Temporary Protected Status program.

A federal judge blocked the Trump administration from revoking immigration protections for hundreds of thousands of Haitians, allowing them to remain in the U.S. legally

pic from a weather app showing it is 11 degrees Fahrenheit but feels like -6

teach dog to use toilet how

Screenshot of Tumblr post by lurker-at-thresholds: Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”. Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny. Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.

it takes a lot these days to shock me but this one did.

Happy to see that there is no need to worry about the historical accuracy of new 1776 AI slop because it happens in the mystical land of Λamereedd.