petrichor

Darth Foreskin

A white bus of white people could be called a sleeve

One day you'll wake up and realize the Austin Powers piss joke wasnt a joke and youve pissed a solid 3 minutes of solid stream

Wake up babe someone invented the sex four loko

💙💙

Lusting after studio ghibli moms again it seems nothing has changed in 15 years

hypno vids but for making you do daily tasks

No plans no calendar days marked no hints just doing it for the love of the game

Sucking on the strap because i want macroplastics in me not micro

I hate this

Im joking but im also terrified of the non-zero percent chance that can occur in this, the fucked timeline.

Lake Ontario is next the Gulf of Mexico was just the first step

god the brainrot is real i started humming the goofy goober song but with gooner instead

that being said we're all goofy gooners yeah

Gonna turn into a coca cola freestyle but for kinks press my buttons and you can get something wild like earlobe inflation or worm somnophillia

Licking down the ballsack seam the right way to open up a portal to heaven everyone can do this if you cant youre not trying

Dedicating a wing of my next tower unite house to displaying your porn in a cluster of frames like one would house family photos

Gotchu bestie

Its in my will that if im on my deathbed all my oomfs are allowed to do the shinji scene

i mean ive known what that smug twink's looked like for a minute i just thought this was an unspoken thing im sorry the news was broken to you so heavily

they have got to stop labeling that button "FREE PARACHUTE RIDE." how could you not? it's free

No im not bouncing on it you bastard, im nearing 30 and my knees click when i stand up, Im wiggling on it and asking you to do all the work how dare you make me be on top

he was correct

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

Reject the partially coated hay square

Consume the partially sugared hay square

the boys with vocal fry and the girls with bass in their voice are fighting in my dreams rn

that snail trail thing but ball sweat instead

yeah thats it thats the post

You are now thinking of two boys kissing with interlocked fingers, eye contact, and even frotting through their shorts

I can tell her tl is full of fagslop

She let me hit because i memorized every one of her stuffies names & backstories, and asked how their days were