🧬Jason N. Rosenbaum, MD🧬 (he/him)

Why do I even keep this petard?

Post a musical theory:

Naughty by Natural Selection
Prince-ipia Mathematica

Goddammit, I fell for the cool trap again.

I’m cool! I’m cool!

New Episode: Pain!

Reframing the way we look at pain as clinicians and attempting to understand a fuller picture to help our patients!

With @pallbro.bsky.social @ Dr. Anthony Kaveh

Links: tinyurl.com/nk6rzsnt

discord: please verify your age

me: *lets out a sigh that seems to crawl out of my lungs rather than be exhaled, dense with fatigue, disappointment, so profoundly Gen X it practically hums with the ghosts of mixtapes, dial-up modems, and being told to “just deal with it”*

discord: age verified

How do we feel about “San Fran-disco?”

Who am I rooting for in the Super Bowl? Well, if you put a gun to my head it would come as sweet relief.

Narrator: It’s not woke.

Is it woke? I bet it’s woke.

We dropped the ball on this big time. BroTox was right there.

Looks like someone else is celebrating three and a half…

Me: [bleeding to death during the AI uprising] They don't really _understand_ what it means to shoot me. They're just generating statistical plausible actions based on sensory inputs.

Deathbot: [blowing smoke from its gun] That is correct.

It’s clearly AI because the guy is Tim Walz.

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

fewer

Oh, *that’s* why it’s “Cthulu”

Why is it called a protest hat and not a fezn’t?

“Fear will keep the local affiliates in line…”

Chad boys, Chad boys. Watcha-gonna-doo? Watcha-gonna-doo when they awkwardly hit on you?

They learned nothing from the sandwich hero.

There’s video, so you can see us Looksminning.

The gigaChad

New Episode!

Discussing the troubling internet trend of “Looksmaxxing” and the dark corners of the internet from which it “ascends.”

With Dr. Umang Mehta, @bishonentype.bsky.social & @mopathguy.bsky.social

Links: tinyurl.com/yysx5zkj

Alphas, Betas, Sigmas oh my.

Discussing the dark corners of the Internet that the new looksmaxxing trend has “ascended” from. Listen to the latest episode of The House of Pod, anywhere you get podcasts (check bio for links)

#Looksmaxxing #medicalpodcast

This week’s episode covers a disturbing Internet trend called Looksmaxxing and the dark corners of the Internet that it “ascended” from.

Subscribe to hear it as soon as it drops.

A goofy ahh ICE agent slips on ice and falls on his ass. Several hours later, he develops groin pain and is unable to bear weight on his right leg. On exam, his leg is shortened and externally rotated. Most likely diagnosis? A) Anterior hip dislocation B) Pelvic ring fracture C) Femoral neck fracture D) Posterior hip dislocation

Even the med student exam prep account is dunking on ICE

Cerebral agenesis not listed…

My foolproof method for online virality.