The Benj!

The side of a twelve-inch record. It says TCHAIKOVSKY - ROMEO & JULIET ETC.

I bought this record from a charity shop. The sleeve makes it sound like Tchaikovsky himself called it Romeo & Juliet Etc. ‘Fuck it, that’ll do.’

Jon Stewart nailed it tonight when he asked why is it the Super Bowl halftime performer’s responsibility to unify the country and not somebody else’s.

I initially read this as that you ONLY had a rewinder, and no VCR.

{whispering} people convicted of violent crimes also do not deserve to live in these conditions

Not nothing. They need to pay for their crimes.

It's probably true that the human brain isn't evolved to handle social media, but I think it helps if you envision yourself as a sort of beloved local knave, modestly dining out on your little japes and stories, rather than as a rebel king collecting banners for your bloody campaign for the throne

imagine putting this money into a new deal 2.0 and fixing roads and bridges, providing housing and healthcare to everyone, and streamlining immigration processes

A very good fun show.

New York Times headline: Libertarians: We Told You So With an image of a big black boot stomping a snake

this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart

1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks

2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections

Nothing like a meeting with your accountant to make you feel like something stuck on the heel of the universe.

My one paying gig right now isn’t enough, folks, so if you’ve got a need for a proven game developer and creative director in tabletop or adjacent fields please let me know. 🙏🏻

That's so many things!

Ppl getting mad about a BG3 TV show without Larian involvement but what was it supposed to be? They don't own the IP, they wanted to focus on their own stuff and didn't want to stay on the BG franchise and they're a video game developer not a film studio, what can Mazin even do except chat with em

I'm afraid I missed this Superbowl again, but did you know since Gonzales v. Williams (1904), followed by the Jones-Shafroth Act (1917) the US and Puerto Rico have had free movement? Great example of how you can open borders and... nothing bad happens. More wealth, more culture. More better.

YouTube video by Josh Johnson Ooh people are angry at Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show

youtube.com/shorts/UDAOP...

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: No worries guys!

*Laughs in skeleton*

Keep seeing this Copilot ad in which a woman pulls off a shit-hot 'business negotiation' by tapping away at Copilot to ask its advice every 20 seconds, as if that would put you in a position of strength rather than implying that you didn't have a fucking clue what you were doing.

also the venn diagram of people mad they can't understand the lyrics and the people who think born in the usa is about how good america is is a circle

It's just a shame that anyone need to suffer the tragedy of hearing about Kid Rock

I think we just look helpful. I hope this outfit works

Someone complained that one of the news articles I referenced in my video included a picture of Trump with Epstein and my man a lot of people found a really easy way to avoid having pictures with Epstein show up in news articles

I want it on the record of history that artists realized the harm immediately and were (and continue to be) loud bitches trying to stop the idiots who are out of their minds.

My son is 12, and it's the reverse, but that may be my influence

Is it? I know it rode the wave of existing Minecraft memes, but does it itself have weight?

Never heard about this. Was this more than just pointing out that Bliss Stage is fucked up?

The ads should lead with that.

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Slop purveyor: my machine lets me produce 6,000 gallons of hot dogshit per day. How do you think you can possibly compete with that?

Literally any creative person: by not producing 6,000 gallons a day of hot dogshit, mostly