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We're gonna have a velocity impact next sprint from all the drinking I'm doing to get through these meetings.

BTW, if folks see any good crashouts from anti-Zohran folks tonight or tomorrow, please do tag me. Looking to revive an old thread... bsky.app/profile/jben...

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

Oh algorithm, bring me your finest crashouts.

In 99% of cases the death of a person is a tragedy. People are generally more complicated than we give them credit and most people are a mix of good and bad.

But not Dick Cheney. Rest in piss you evil bag of shit.

this guy has no idea what the american military is (the most sophisticated logistics operation ever assembled in human history)

`git blame` just doesn't hit the same when the idiot isn't even at the company anymore

i think back on my youth as an angry conservative kid who loved guns and spent way too much time online. i thank my lucky stars every day that i met good people as a young man who had the patience and foresight to guide me out of that stage of my life.

524135 is a perfectly legitimate method

Far-right Christian nationalist Michigan state Rep. Josh Schriver has released an album. This track opens with the line: "I just took some pre-workout. I guess that means that I should lift." It then somehow gets worse. Trust us when we say that you are unprepared for when he goes a cappella.

The future of web development is AI. Get on or get left behind. Editor’s Note: previous titles for this article have been added here for posterity.

The future of web development is *checks notes* AI. Get on or get left behind.
alex.party/posts/2025-0...

It was shockingly cold in Chicago, was *not* prepared. Didn’t pack a jacket so I had to get a hoodie from Walmart.

Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.so... • 21d they're having some tea (picture of the pokemon koffing and ekans having a tv in the cartoon series pokemon) ••• Felicia-"Kitty"-Elfwick @kitty-elfwick1352.bsky.social There is a genocide occurring in Palestine and they are having tea?.. April 13, 2025 at 7:48 AM

Is it overly petty if I don’t even contact a company for an estimate on house repairs if their website is annoying?
Bouncing notification bubble chat bot, “wait don’t go!” Modal if you move your mouse towards the top, “Wow! Free Estimate Coupon!” Modal on every page

I love (deeply loathe) how every online store has a checkbox for if you want to sign up for their mailing list.

That they all completely ignore and sign you up anyway.

Good morning. If you have an April fool’s joke planned, stop it.

The Birth Site of The Jason is not far from there.

I think that means you qualify for the carpool lane now.

“This user story gives me a headache when I look directly at it. Any user story that is a tagged with ‘cognitohazard’ is automatically at least 13 story points” #agile

1. Found Family
2. Low-Budget Sci-Fi
3. Lifetime Original
4. Christian Persecution Porn
5. Women Behaving Badly

You look like you’re trying to find the words to gently suggest a new career while looking at my PR

Roses are red
Violets are blue
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I don’t care if the Eagles win. I just want Kansas City to lose.
I am a restless and dedicated hater of the city

That looks incredible!

i am liking ur post with impure intentions

What ever happened to civility? Back in my day, CC’ing someone’s boss was fighting words.
Somebody I work with now just does it by default.

You know what, maybe today, Satan. Maybe today.

And by [redacted] you mean trade theories about the Lost Primarchs in 40k, right?
Or are you more of an SCP girl?

Something you may underestimate in IT operations is how fast you can actually do things with a few top engineers and no rules. You can in fact quickly integrate data stores into hacked-together applications and start mining for stuff, not use the ERP interface. This is what DOGE is architected for.