Tom Buckner

Can you draw a Death Note into latte foam? Asking for a friend.

Gojira!!!

I mean, Go Jerry!

How many kegs could a keg kegeler kegel if a keg kegeler could kegel kegs?

Schwarzenegger said a really ripped body like his couldn't be bought, borrowed, stolen, or inherited; only hours and hours in the gym would do it. (The big difference here is that Arnold didn't find it a burden as D'Angelo did. Working out wasn't a chore irrelevant to his art; it WAS his art.)

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“The Andy Griffith Show" The Tape Recorder (TV Episode 1967) - Andy Griffith Vs the Patriot Act🥀 TikTok video by MATLOCK🥀

Dragnet pretty much invented copaganda as we know it.

There's a great 1967 episode of the Andy Griffith show in which Opie secretly tapes evidence of a crime but Andy erases it. "I can't listen to this!"

Civil rights have slowly eroded ever since.

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They've gone to the trouble of making up lies about her. Yes, Jane Fonda traveled to North Vietnam. No, she did not rat out an American POW for passing a note to her. That didn't happen.

Me, I have an elephant memory when it comes to political wrongdoing. I'm still salty about the pardon spree at Christmas 1992 that ended all the Iran-contra investigations.

Yes. Also, yes.

Didn't have to remember a single password or PIN back then.

If you needed a LOT of phone numbers you bought a Rolodex.

And you owned a phone book.

Deez nuts are 9.5 light years long.

The real lesson here is that neat categories are a human invention, and there are all sorts of things that don't fit neatly into one. Example: What's the diff between a tree and a shrub? And how about Pluto? Stopped being a planet because the definition changed. (Pluto doesn't clear its orbit).

Orange guy with the pompadour thinks robot guy is cheating, and somebody's about to get lasered. The story's all there in the details.

2.) "John Fowles had once told me that the film of The Magus was the worst movie ever made. After seeing Lifeforce I sent him a postcard telling him that I had got one better." He was also quoted as quipping "Well, at least there's lots of full-frontal nudity."

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1.) If all you knew about Colin Wilson was that he wrote the book Lifeforce is based, on, you'd think he was a mindless hack. Far from it. Wikipedia is amusing on this point:

Wilson was unhappy with the finished film. He later wrote:

If you've spent time on TVTropes, you should begin to understand that tropes are to stories as cells are to living organisms. There's nothing wrong with tropes; by definition, it is literally impossible to build a story that doesn't contain any.

If you somehow did, that would simply be a new trope.

Dogs are just like people.

Some really do deserve to be eaten.

Halloween: The perfect time of year to move all those corpses out of your crawlspace. You've got a solid three weeks before anyone gets suspicious.

Screenshot from video. Closeup of woman's face, shouting Clean balls get licked, Dirty balls get KICKED!

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Hahaha water soluble marks under the soap, shampoo, scrub brush to prove the guy never used them!

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Cartoon using Daffy Duck cartoon stills to illustrate conflict in literature. Classical: Man vs. Nature, Man vs. Man, Man vs. God Modern: Man vs. Society, Man vs. Self, Man vs. No God Postmodern: Man vs. Technology, Man vs. Reality, Man vs. Author

Literature is conflict, innit? Literature minus conflict is porn.

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Hahah whew I thought this guy was in the 1980s post-punk band The Fall. That's a different thing. (Front man Mark E. Smith is famous in music circles for hiring and firing band mates by the dozens).

How the Nazis Were Inspired by Jim Crow | HISTORY To craft legal discrimination, the Third Reich studied the United States.

The Nazis used Jim Crow racist laws as a model for the Nuremberg Laws used against the Jews.

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Inaccurate! Ghost spiders of death actually make excellent pets, as long as you can arrange a steady supply of hitchhikers.

This guy will borrow your car and somehow park it unscratched an inch away from a stone wall. You will scrape the entire right side trying to move it.

Dick is not entertaining visitors until he's had his brandy.

Somebody pointed out that nobody in the movie is quite what they seem to be. The silly rumor that McCabe carried a gun up his sleeve turns out to be true.

I guess the point was McCabe was living in a fantasy, that he could fight the corporations alone and win; and Mrs. Miller literally retreated into an opium haze, gazing into a pretty seashell. The preacher was shot dead in his church. Only the townspeople were practical, fighting the fire together.

Joke's on you, atheists! I have a photo of God holding up today's newspaper!