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@jpwi.bsky.social

Scalawag. Aspiring reformer. Scientist forced to consult.

107 Followers  |  236 Following  |  556 Posts  |  Joined: 16.01.2025  |  2.411

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Ah well there you go again using your eyeballs. There’s your problem.

04.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a reason the Overton Window shifted right and it didn’t happen overnight. If you keep voting for the best option and keep pushing the window can be steadily shifted left.

27.01.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t destroy the landlords, just hastily paint over them so they’re stuck to the wall.

27.01.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And just like that insider betting just got so much darker

24.01.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I too have been the banker in monopoly. It worked out pretty well for me.

22.01.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is Elmo on X? He should not be subjected to so much abuse.

21.01.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not super familiar with where offices and agencies are located. Why is Missouri so high comparatively?

20.01.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s always the super duty way…

20.01.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trinitron was life. It truly was superior.

20.01.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Legally that probably is a pistol. The bigger issue is the magazine isn’t loaded and the keychain is in the trigger guard.

18.01.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well aren’t we fancy

18.01.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mother worked in IT during the dot com bubble bursting. I remember going around helping her insert floppies for weeks leading up to Y2K as a small child and then all the sudden she didn’t have a job over night.

16.01.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brat. But definitely not BRAT.

16.01.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How else do you get a strategic reserve of Diet Coke and Big Macs?

15.01.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOw my balls”

15.01.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worst. Speedrun. Ever.

15.01.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ain’t nothin that don’t go with camouflage

13.01.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He heard the house always wins and said watch this.

13.01.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red or champagne/gold?

13.01.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really hope if Jenson goes broke you end up with one of his jackets. Really would be the cherry on top.

13.01.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That doesn’t stop people from converting them. When I was in middle school or high school some guy either in my hometown or near it had a cammed mercury marauder he converted to a manual and tubbed the rear tires. Even had under rocker exhaust.

13.01.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know! I loved them as a kid, they look so sleek. As an adult, if this had a V8, a manual, and rear wheel drive it would’ve given the catfish camero a serious run for its money. I really wanted to wait to meet the owner.

13.01.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Image of the front quarter view of an immaculate red dodge intrepid. The headlights are still clear, the rims are shiny and bright, and the paint has absolutely no signs of damage.

Image of the front quarter view of an immaculate red dodge intrepid. The headlights are still clear, the rims are shiny and bright, and the paint has absolutely no signs of damage.

Side view of the drivers side of a red dodge intrepid. The rims have no curb rash, the paint is still highly reflective with no clearcoat issues.

Side view of the drivers side of a red dodge intrepid. The rims have no curb rash, the paint is still highly reflective with no clearcoat issues.

@victoriascott.bsky.social saw this gem in a parking lot and immediately thought you would appreciate it. According to the dash, less than 100k miles.

13.01.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Ain’t no fussin with the β€˜tussin tho.

11.01.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s up there with the Japanese word for computer.

11.01.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I told the judge I couldn’t budge. It was him or me.

09.01.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re setting the fires to light the way,
We’re burning it all to begin again,
With hope in our hearts and bricks in our hands,
We sing for change.

09.01.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At this point how can someone be unsure. You’ve either drunk the Fla.Vor.Aid or you recognize reality for what it is.

09.01.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see your die hard ideology and raise you the ham fisted drug messaging from a pup named Scooby doo.

25.12.2025 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rubber if you’re over 30, the roads in your area are not perfect, and it’s a daily. One of the few things Clarkson was right about- Nurburgring lap times ruined sports cars.

25.12.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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