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Eric Stovall

@hifructosefantasy.bsky.social

Just a fat, bearded, outspoken nerd who wants to make their way in the world while putting a smile on people’s faces.

137 Followers  |  75 Following  |  279 Posts  |  Joined: 17.01.2025  |  1.9676

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Don't stop talking about us:
Palestine, Congo, Sudan.

Don't stop talking about us: Palestine, Congo, Sudan.

31.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 498    🔁 240    💬 1    📌 1

Religious nationalists. That seems to be the answer to every flavor of “what is wrong with us” and “why can’t we succeed as a country” at the moment.

30.10.2025 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I get it.

30.10.2025 22:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It takes 51 senators to steamroll the filibuster and end the shutdown. That's it. There are 53 republicans in the senate.

Anyone blaming the democrats for this is lying.

30.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 243    🔁 52    💬 10    📌 0
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I've been applying for jobs for two years now, and it's starting to feel the same way.

"Look. I'm not good at this shit. So, here's everything about me. I'm sure I could tailor my skills to this position, if all you'll do is give me a chance. Waddya think?"

29.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That’s, um… that’s a cognitive test. The kind they give old people after they substantially change their will to make sure they aren’t being taken advantage of

27.10.2025 17:18 — 👍 117    🔁 14    💬 6    📌 0

FUCK OFF, ALREADY!!

25.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Abolish. Fire. Prosecute.

25.10.2025 21:52 — 👍 410    🔁 108    💬 1    📌 1
A tweet from Samantha reads, “harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries.” Below it is an image of J.K. Rowling with text that says: “Laser Clinic Offers Discount on Harry Potter Tattoo Removals in Support of Trans Rights,” credited to Andy Lalwani via gayety.

A tweet from Samantha reads, “harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries.” Below it is an image of J.K. Rowling with text that says: “Laser Clinic Offers Discount on Harry Potter Tattoo Removals in Support of Trans Rights,” credited to Andy Lalwani via gayety.

At first I was disappointed with her. Now I’m just appalled.

25.10.2025 19:49 — 👍 3443    🔁 474    💬 97    📌 13
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First flannel day of the year! I like this color on me!

23.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah and one of them is stopping possible Nazis from getting any more power.

23.10.2025 03:07 — 👍 92    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 1

The most unrealistic part of those Sideshow Bob episodes was that Bob was actually punished for what he did.

22.10.2025 22:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Sideshow Bob court speech
YouTube video by Tryggvi Hjaltason Sideshow Bob court speech
22.10.2025 21:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi the dictator is building a palace on our history, with no authority, with our money. Does it sound like we will be getting to vote in 2028?

22.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 88    🔁 22    💬 5    📌 1
The phrase "you wouldn't get a Nazi Tattoo" in the "You wouldn't download a movie" text

The phrase "you wouldn't get a Nazi Tattoo" in the "You wouldn't download a movie" text

22.10.2025 15:42 — 👍 335    🔁 28    💬 10    📌 0

I got into trouble for seducing the dragon at my LAST table, but….

22.10.2025 16:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Here is a peek at two group art exhibits showing at Chestnuts and Pearls.

You can still see “Fantastical: Folklore and Myth” and “Flower Power” through November 1st!

Thursdays: 12pm - 4pm
Fridays: 1pm - 5pm
Saturdays: 10am - 3:30pm

#folklore #painting #flowers #photography #artexhibit

22.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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21.10.2025 21:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you have autism like yours truly, it’s more of:
Heads: meh
Tails: double meh

21.10.2025 18:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This bodes ill for a lot of people.

21.10.2025 18:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only!

20.10.2025 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my favorite books is The Phantom Tollbooth, and in it is described (as one of the antagonists, the demons of the Mountains of Ignorance), the Triple Demon of Compromise. This kinda sounds like what that is supposed to parody.

20.10.2025 18:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m prepping for that with my niece and nephew any day now. I remember working in the public school system and the first time a kid asked me a question I had to say “Hmm, how do I put this?” It’s a damn great feeling!

20.10.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

18.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 89432    🔁 29084    💬 2325    📌 1869

Always: mad love to everyone protesting against corrupt tyranny - but please do ensure, if you haven't already, that you join liberatory groups after the protest. Mobilisation without organisation is a parade.

The situation is too dire for us to not push beyond disagreeable placards. Solidarity ✊

18.10.2025 15:43 — 👍 374    🔁 84    💬 4    📌 0

Alan Garner is a formative writer for me. If you have a kid who enjoys being scared, get them his books. Or tbh if you’re an adult who likes scary fantasy, they hold up. I re-read Elidor recently and it’s so eerie

17.10.2025 21:07 — 👍 108    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 0

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