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This is not what anyone ever meant by, “Keep Austin Weird.”

Mine is partially broken, was built in 1998, and I’m at least its third owner. It was free and I love it.

When you’re actually from Texas you have a better chance of learning to be kind when you’re growing up. The transplants are all just freaks who have a crazy imagination about the state.

I'm already a paid subscriber and I can't begin to tell you how much I appreciate your coverage of trans cases.

I remember years ago reading some long thread on twitter about how different companies control the flower market at different stores in different parts of the country and that apparently makes a huge difference in what biscuits looks and taste like, but I doubt much of that came up today.

This is me. I have a bus stop minutes from my apartment, and another 3 feet from work. It's a 15 minute drive or a 2 hour bus trip with multiple transfers.

I knew one man who considered t-shirts to be underwear in the last decade. It was really shocking!

I once worked in a refinery where people convinced health and safety that a phone in a ziplock bag counted as explosion proof. THAT'S high tech!!

I know it's not what you're asking for, but I have suggested rite in the rain notepads to people before for this. Otherwise, phone near the shower plus voice notes??? I also know some folks who just keep their phone in a ziplock bag in the shower.

Since you’re in Australia, can I tell you to go touch grass, or do I need to tell you to go pet a dingo or ride a spider or something?

The only time I have heard it pronounced “foyay” was in the exact same tone as pronouncing target as the fake French “tar-je.” It’s always been “foy-er.”

The Nuzzi/RFK article that Lizza release last night. It has some dirty poetry and a sex term at the very beginning. It's gross, but not dark-corners-of-the-internet gross.

I'm kind of hoping A&M wins today so my old Aggie coworker texts me to mess with me, because then I'm going to come out to him and it will be unbelievably funny to me.

I’ve seen dirtier things printed on license plates!

It was late on a Friday night!!! You got it to the best audience for it, but the audience was small!

Oh my god! I finally went and looked the term up. I had it confused with something so much worse. This app is full of the most boring people imaginable. That’s not even a gross one!!!!!

But also pretending “biological sex” is in any way shape or form “binary” is also absolutely goofy as fuck.

I will pick the highly enlightened “look at how smart I am” side of: both are bad. Or could use some work. But I’ve also always interpreted sterile white as, “give a potential buyer a blank canvas,” not a thing people live with.

Right? I learned that term on the regular parts of Reddit. I am so jealous of these people’s beautiful ignorance.

Every once in a while it cycles away from something that harms you directly and you can use those moments to rest a little while preparing for the next onslaught.

The middle bumper sticker is my response to these kinds of fucking child killers.

Is there any Bivens related case law involving brain worms?

The “former cops” I’ve interacted with still think it’s funny as shit to use cop voice to harass people.

It’s pretty solid evidence that she will in fact knock you out.

I have seen people say that their lip piercings resulted in permanent scars or holes that they wish they could get ride of and led to dental issues and gum surgeries. But also yes.

These people are so dumb. This still doesn't beat "biological pronouns" though. I don't know if anyone will ever out-stupid that one...

What do you think the odds are that the Carpenter decision could get extended to these cameras and make their use require a warrant?

If a 12 year old could pull off DIY all by herself in 1950, I think the "safety" concerns are 100% bullshit. I guess there is a risk with Premarin and coagulation factor V, but that's not a thing anymore.

I have hope that I could find the resources to fight a hospital or pay them enough to keep them off my back, but I think about this every time I get on my motorcycle. I now also think about which side of town I’m on and whether or not I need a tattoo that says, “not the catholic hospital.”

I can give her a little bit of leeway on Kirk because the right got vicious on that and I think we should consider that part of that statement was made for her own safety. We’ve seen a bit of wild political violence towards her this year.