Is this one old enough to be a DILF?
02.11.2025 03:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@shelyse.bsky.social
Cat lady, GenXer, wife. Flowers, cacti, plants, art, photography, Europe, jazz, travel, period dramas, hairy chests, occasional rage, and dark humor. Very dark.
Is this one old enough to be a DILF?
02.11.2025 03:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nostalgic for the Halloweens of my childhood. Our Jack-O-Lantern blow mold always lit the front windows. I love this guy. (Photo is not mine). #halloween
#midcentury
#empireblowmolds
#pumpkinonahaystack
Not a NYer, so donβt get to vote in your mayoral, but if I could, Mamdani would get my vote. That being said, I think to myself, βWHY is there so much opposition to this guy?β when I know full well that itβs straight up bigotry. Itβs exhausting.
30.10.2025 03:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I could just listen to him talk. π
27.10.2025 14:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But donβt drop it on your foot.
26.10.2025 16:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love him because he's naked in like, 75% of his photos. The gift that keeps on giving. And he's gorgeous.
22.10.2025 23:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Halloween party tonight, hereβs my costume as a ChatGPT output
18.10.2025 22:14 β π 343 π 73 π¬ 10 π 8Please donβt go away
17.10.2025 17:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And, uh, smoking hot Ralph Fiennes.
17.10.2025 06:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He did have a wig for the later seasons, both 4 and 5. It was subtle, but if you look at photos from earlier seasons, itβs quite different from his natural hair.
13.10.2025 04:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I loved it! And I loved your review!
28.09.2025 21:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Steve from Sex and the City. Or Andrew Scott.
22.08.2025 17:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tulips, roses, and and iris in a glass. With some cherries lying around. By Jacob van Es of Antwerp, whose day is today.
07.06.2025 11:50 β π 134 π 9 π¬ 2 π 1Absolutely gorgeous! #art #paintings #dutchrealism #FoppensvanEs
08.06.2025 00:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A crowded painting of men and women surrounded by texts and astronomical tools engaged in discussion as one points towards the heavens
NiccoloΜ Tornioli, The Astronomers, 1642-45, 148 Γ 218.5 cm (Galleria Spada, Roma). Commissioned by Virgilio Spada, architectural theorist, amateur astronomer, and head of the Oratorian order #arthistory #historyofscience ποΈ
06.06.2025 14:25 β π 26 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0It says most of us are racists.
06.06.2025 02:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bsky censors art?
03.06.2025 16:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you!
29.05.2025 17:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My violet hybrids are blooming. This Maβs Pink Beetles, LeMacho (the dark purple), and Robβs Chilly Willy (the miniature lavender). #africanviolets #plants #flowers
29.05.2025 03:27 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nobody's doing it like Raoul Peck these days - CANNOT WAIT
28.05.2025 02:42 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"Enthroned in the middle of an open-air chapel, the Virgin and Child are flanked by two music-making angels, the holy king of France Saint Louis, and Saint Margaret. Sumptuously dressed, she rises unharmed from the broken shell of the dragon that swallowed her. Of the two angels, one plays a mouth harp while the other holds a song book, inscribed with an identifiable Marian hymn, Ave Regina Caelorum, Mater regis angelorum. (Hail, Queen of Heaven, Hail, Lady of Angels.) The musical notation, however, is fanciful." -NG
Detail of dragon(?!) that St. Margaret stands on
Fantastic altarpiece by an unknown Netherlandish or French artist, about 1510, recently acquired by the National Gallery, London www.nationalgallery.org.uk/media/sdment...
18.05.2025 16:05 β π 170 π 29 π¬ 6 π 8Color photo of people in a grocery store, two pushing carts
William Eggleston, Untitled (Grocery Store), c. 1965-74 whitney.org/collection/w...
15.05.2025 18:33 β π 70 π 5 π¬ 4 π 2A painting of a man making a silly face with a cartouche with an inscription in Dutch below
Unknown Flemish artist, detail of a Satirical Diptych, ca. 1520-30, oil on wood (MuseΜe Wittert, UniversiteΜ de LieΜge). I'll let you look up the other half.
15.05.2025 17:12 β π 57 π 8 π¬ 3 π 0The jazz channel informs me today is the great Stevie Wonder's 75th birthday. Here are two of my favorites: the first, 'As,' performed by the man, himself. And the second, 'Golden Lady,' a pretty cover, performed by Kurt Elling.
13.05.2025 14:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This one looks shopped also. Their bodies look airbrushed, and not like they were actually sitting in that raft.
13.05.2025 02:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is beside the point, but why does this pic look shopped? The lighting is weird: He has cast shadows on the left side of his face; she does not. Did they put a softbox on her? Did they shoot them individually and then mash it together in photoshop? It looks funky.
13.05.2025 02:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Democracy doesn't die in darkness or light; it just dies an ugly, stupid, pathetic death.
12.05.2025 23:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lolol
08.05.2025 17:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0