Justin Siosal

I'm Wee G, the worlds tiniest psychic-rapper.

thinking about this a lot rn. we just watched GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK and like. idk man. i think everyone should do themselves a favor and learn in some way more about how we have actually been here before, and how we claw it back. it not only *can* be done. it’s *been* done, in living memory.

YouTube video by Klaus-Tapes Garden State Life Mickey Rooney 2004 Commercial

@julieklausner.bsky.social Mickey Rooney showing off his “dish washing” skills starting at the six second mark 👍 youtube.com/watch?v=vKG_...

‪I cannot wait to design a house! Hallways? No! Doors? Fuck off! Toilets? So many that it’s disconcerting! Fireplaces? The whole thing is constantly on fire, guy! ‬

“It’s apparent [White]’s been masquerading as a real artist, because he fails to appreciate, and quite frankly disrespects, the splendor and significance of the Oval Office inside of ‘The People’s House,'” -S. Cheung, professional prolapsed anus.

The only red hat worth wearing. So, how’s your girl?

@seanreynard.bsky.social who knew Q had such a fancy bottom?

I swear this was shown at my elementary school on a Friday that teachers needed to “catch up on grading papers”

He did make a kid cry and run out of the convention hall at the Trekfest by insulting him for taking “too many pictures”.

I thought Trelane showed up because he didn’t like Dr. Korby digging around on their old home world? On a side note, I had the great fortune of meeting John De Lancie at a Trekfest in ‘98.

I loved hearing John De Lancie, maybe Q pulls a memory wipe later?

This is where I post from…
(15 Credibility Street)

An excerpt from my sequel to Robert Eggers’ last film called ‘Nosfera2’-

“Hello Dracula, you’re looking snatched”

We needed a new solution to the retail packaging for our conditioner bars quickly. I went from mocking up a box to ordering and receiving the boxes and designing the label in less than 24 hours. Quite pleased.

“Well gentlemen, here you sit, brokenhearted.”

Midnight Hammer: strain of cannabis, progrock album or military operation.

This 2-minute clip contains so much YIKES that I'm surprised the Boston harbor didn't spontaneously turn into tea as the Liberty Bell formed another crack.
The federal government *cannot* remove a state or local leader.
Detaining a sitting Senator on top of that is mind-bogglingly wrong.

It warms my heart that Stephen Foster’s original lyrics are finally being embraced by the masses.

He does his own research

What the hell is going on with the USPS?????

Don’t be a dang wiener, put some psyllium in your watery protein shakes and make them thick as fuck!

It’s telling that the face scanner at work doesn’t recognize me when I smile but does when I scowl.

Comey was just doing a tribute to his favorite song “86475309/Jenny”

@threedomusa.bsky.social “finish each other’s sandwiches” is from Arrested Development, dears.

I laughed my ass off at this gem!❤️

Left unchecked, this man has the potential to be an accessory to and root cause of your child's unnecessary death. He's worse than the worst drunk driver ever.

Outstanding

It is with a heavy heart that I announce the cancellation of this summer’s reunion tour of my band Mr. Fister and the Horny Warnings 😭 please respect me and my family’s privacy at this time.