Mike Gagne

For those keeping score at home:

I miss writing erotica. I haven't written for fun in a really long time.

Partially I'm just not inspired (thanks psych meds), partially I'm nervous because the "meta" has certainly changed a lot since I was actively writing.

I think next time I have the urge, it'd be healthy for me to do it.

At this point, some leaked videos might help.

😕

Excellent news.

Crockett: "Now my colleagues want to be the protectors of girls & women. I didn't hear them screaming this when Renee Good was killed in the middle of the street by the same people the vast majority of you just voted to give more money to. It was a lot of crickets, including about the Esptein files"

Remember her name: Aliya Rahman

Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.

It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.

ICE MUST GO‼️

Good time to reup this post from last month.

Immigrants can’t vote unless they have become American citizens.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

I’ll take what will surely never happen for $500 Alex. Trump has sued over 4,000 times for every possible reason.. except not once about Epstein/ pedophile shit.. that Discovery part

America's Sleeping Giant roared when police attacked civil rights marchers.

And when Nixon tried to cover up Watergate.

Today it roars in Minneapolis and around the country — at the jack-booted thugs occupying our cities.

Your prompts are...
-Cunty Horrors (cunty horror microfiction and mini-essays about cunty horror)
-Cursed Concerts (fiction and nonfiction)
-Monstrous Dating Profiles
-Batshit LinkedIn Posts
-Nightmare Grifters (horror/weird fiction about nightmarish grifters)

They tried intimidation. Minnesota answered with people.

JANE FONDA: “I know Don Lemon. My husband created CNN. And I will fight for their right to speak… they arrested the wrong Don. This is how autocrats act. We can’t fall for it.”

Submission Calls OPEN Zine call (February 1st through 7th) Zine PromptsFor this zine bundle, I’m looking for written pieces about these five prompts: -Cunty Horrors (cunty horror microfiction and mini-essays …

Eh, why not? Let's open zine submissions a few days early. The sub call will still run through February 7th, but if you have something ready now, feel free to send it in now. Sub guidelines here--please read them:
cursedmorsels.com/submission-c...

Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.

While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities.

Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.

Books covers of four Dim Shores anthologies with a large notice saying “FREE E-BOOKS”. The anthologies and their covers are: Looming Low Volume II (cover art by Yves Tourigny) - A bright white/orange sun/eyeball rises over a dark orange and brown desolate landscape. A crumbling tower and tiny human figure are in the foreground. Looming Low Volume I (cover art by Yves Tourigny) - A dark teal and black moon/skull rises over a mysterious, misty landscape with clumps of trees. A small car driving down a small road with headlights on is moving towards a silhouetted figure in the foreground. Dim Shores Presents Volume 1 (cover art by Mr. Anthrope) - A shrouded semi-transparent figure with no face and clasped hands in shades of purple, blue, and gray is seen from the waist up, superimposed over twisted trees in a dark forest. Dim Shores Presentds Volume 2 (cover art by Russell Smeaton) - A large humanoid creature crouches on top of a mountain. It has long bulky arms and legs, and a curling trunk or tentacle for a head. Purple clouds swirl behind it, with a swarm of small black birds on the upper right.

Seems pretty trivial given everything else going on right now, but a quick notice to say all Dim Shores e-books are now free until further notice. Just ask and I will send you a ZIP file with all four anthologies released to date, no DRM.

Controversial Border Patrol chief and some agents expected to leave Minneapolis on Tuesday, sources say | CNN Politics Top Border Patrol official Gregory Bovino and some of his agents are expected to leave Minneapolis on Tuesday and return to their respective sectors, according to three sources familiar the discussion...

To be clear, the demand is not that Bovino and company simply leave Minnesota to terrorize people elsewhere. We want ICE destroyed, its collaborators prosecuted and removed from any position of societal power and interaction, and detainees released and given justice.
www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/p...

For those who don't know, Cursed Morsels is based out of Minneapolis. You've probably noticed that shit's kinda fucked here. That said, thousands of people are organizing with their neighbors to stop fascism and provide mutual aid, which is pretty goddamn cool. Let's keep it up. ❤️

Solidarity with everyone striking today! The world can be a beautiful place when we all stand together against racist, fascist terror. We're gonna win this thing, y'all. Much love from Minneapolis. ❤️

Special Counsel Jack Smith in his Opening Remarks:

A man was choked so hard that his blood vessels burst in his eyelids and his death was ruled a homicide.

This is a rogue agency. It needs to be torn down and replaced with a new federal agency that respects human and constitutional rights and has civil rights oversight.

Jack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it."

$24 for THE WHOLE SHEBANG. Graphic depicts the covers of 9 books and mentions this deal also includes 18 cursed zines.

Tomorrow, I'll be participating in the general strike to get ICE out of Minnesota, which means there will be no Cursed Morsels business happening.

Today, however, I encourage you to pick up THE WHOLE SHEBANG: 9 books and 18 zines for $24!
www.cursedmorselspress.com/product/the-...

Love how the president of the United States, who historically couldn’t manipulate the stock market, is tanking our economy and whatever retirement funds millions of us have.

As always, thank you John Roberts and Mitch McConnell.

bugs bunny is making a funny face with the words hard no behind him . ALT: bugs bunny is making a funny face with the words hard no behind him .

me: *painstakingly turns off every Smart Feature in Gmail*
Gmail: DO YOU WANNA TRY GEMINI WANNA LET AI WRITE FOR YOU PAINT FOR YOU IT CAN KISS YOUR HUSBAND AND HUG YOUR CHILDREN IT WILL SUCK THE BEAUTY FROM THE WORLD AND STEAL YOUR SOUL AND LEAVE YOU GASPING FOR AIR BUT, HEY, IT SAVES TIME!
me:

😡😡

The irony of ICE detaining and disappearing the original Americans should stop everyone cold.

As a Lakota proverb says, when you discover you’re riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. This system isn’t broken. It’s dead.