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@stueymon.bsky.social

Professional Liar. A Bluesky schizophrenic. amateur zeta-male. 8 time Cambodian Crufts champion. Not allowed to wear socks in Wales. Wanted for unmurder.

42 Followers  |  36 Following  |  538 Posts  |  Joined: 06.11.2023  |  1.8029

Latest posts by stueymon.bsky.social on Bluesky

Welp. I just tried to find a podcast I listen too on this app and instead found a load of cock.

04.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prime are making an adaptation of God Of War like they did with Fallout. They're making it from the now recent viking version of the Spartan rather than the disagreable early version. Considering how well Fallout is doing... I'm positive.

04.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it me or am I alone in wanting to keep Andy Burnham as mayor of Manchester?

25.01.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't America keep it's fucked up politics to itself? Leave the civilised world alone.

23.01.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just rearranging my photos to suit more modern times

23.01.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What crimes?

15.01.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the States really going nazi?!

15.01.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And yes, the grenade launcher does work

14.01.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It even counts down the darts you fire like it does in the film

14.01.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have a Nerf version of the pulse rifle from Aliens.

14.01.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Man I forgot Rik Mayall had died, I know it was 12 years ago but this bums me out again.

11.01.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The US has a military larger than some small countries

11.01.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Iran says it will retaliate if the US attacks. I'm sure this worries them very much.

11.01.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Emu

05.01.2026 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favourite console was the N64 though that may have been due to the quality of the games

05.01.2026 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but I'm a self conscious dick who can't help but think about what other peeps think of him

04.01.2026 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Admittedly that was kinda the look I was going for but it just makes me look like a knob

03.01.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What do you think of these glasses? I thought they were cool but later I started to regret that thought.

03.01.2026 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit, it looks like Rob Reiner and his wife have been murdered. I've never been much a fan of The Princess Bride but that's a bit much.

15.12.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But then ordering food at midnight has that issue

02.12.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ordering food on deliveroo tends to take a while

02.12.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Four more illustrations of fish with insulting names. They are: β€˜spotted scat’, β€˜flabby whalefish’, β€˜whiff’ and β€˜Greg the Big Dumb Arsehole’

Four more illustrations of fish with insulting names. They are: β€˜spotted scat’, β€˜flabby whalefish’, β€˜whiff’ and β€˜Greg the Big Dumb Arsehole’

Fish With Insulting Names: Part 2.

21.10.2024 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not saying they do and it's a bizarre choice for the coast guard. America has been lurching worryingly to the far right lately but it's not my home to worry about.

21.11.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Swastika has a history outside of the nazi party but yeah, it's definitely not the wisest choice for a look

21.11.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also it did work

19.11.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For you. Frankly I don't really care.

18.11.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No I'm very aware of the violence and cruelty it is to view the world from a vegan perspective. I just don't care. I am Omnivorous and I accept my place in the food chain. You don't have too and that's fine by me. But I might consider eating you one day.

18.11.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just saying a bit of extra warmth could solve your tree problem

17.11.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*do

17.11.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well fires so happen in homes by accident all the time...

17.11.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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