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yes! 'Polo' is meaningless.

I still think it's POLAR-neck and not POLO-neck and I will die on this hill of knowing my version is better

all these people into the grinch tat are 100% the same ones posting minion memes on facebook 10 years ago

the hair 😍

the most boring people you know go on about die hard christmas movie blah blah blah every year. no one gives a fuck. watch some fuckin dickensian muppets & get out of my god damn face.

Rescued owl was 'too fat to fly', Suffolk sanctuary says Suffolk An owl rescued from a ditch and thought to be injured was in fact just too fat to fly, a bird rescue centre has said. And a picture of a rather offended looking owl

hey man you don't need to talk about my business this doesn't need to go in the paper

oh, the demolition of cliff really would be the dream!

happy to learn that david walliams' downfall will align nicely with my return to work after maternity leave. i've always wanted to be the one who gets to permanently remove all his shitty books from the shelves 🥰

Oh god, that millennium fookin prayer monstrosity too

Oh god we've still got the likes of eiffel 65 & the baha men to come

It does look cute! One year I wrapped the bloke's presents the same way and also added lipsticked kisses all over them. Kinda looked like they'd been attacked by yer aunty jean after a few sherries

spotted in the wild 🥰

absolutely! haven't seen either of them since I was a kid...

v. classy, deb!

also: Oliver! and ET

I feel like there's snow in it, but I know there isn't...

I see it!

definitely! there's snow! john candy wears gloves & a coat! 100% a christmas film.

right, I've decided The Others is a christmas film. any other not-remotely-christmassy films that you feel are christmassy films even though they're really not?

oh george, I'll never get over it 💔 #totp

I was 12 in 1998, so even the utterly shite crap I hated at the time I will now declare a 'proper banger' as i drink my aldi knock-off baileys #totp

can't tell you how much of a lifelong passion I've had for hating cliff richard #totp

just shopping on Must Have Ideas UK

He didn't even go up to the loft for her! No wonder she's getting rid

Lovely photo of a christmas garland on Vinted

Another picture from a Vinted listing for a 'Thick Garland'

Third picture of a garland on a Vinted listing

View from the loft of Beryl's* unsuspecting husband, Paul* (names made up for comedic purposes)

looking for christmas decorations on vinted. something tells me our beryl did not mean to upload that final pic, but I'm here for it anyway.

Oh god, I loved this!

I remember buying this concert on dvd 20 years ago. emosh, not gonna lie

I may be drunk but jeff buckley on bbc4 right now is altering my brain chemistry

not even a pits & bits? dirty mare.

it really annoys me at the beginning of The Snowman when the little boy's getting dressed to go out in the snow that he doesn't put any pants on. absolutely bloody billy-bollocks naked under those jeans. bloody vile little bugger.