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tyfys 🫡

Guy: What is an IV for?

Roman: Yes

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What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?

The sound they make when you nail them.

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George A. Romero’s daughter, Tin A. Romero, has a movie coming out any day now. Queens of the Dead. I am very ready for queer club kid zombies!

let. him. cock.

i tell my toilet after every shit i take into that that bm was "off the record"

Man. Imagine having a delicious nougat brain. Whenever it tried to have a though, you could just eat that bit.

feeling absolutely fucked by how many different birds exist.

@sgj.bsky.social I read the title and exactly one sentence of “The Night She Came Home” and I was hooked.

Absolutely loved the story. I hate to say “poor Mikey” knowing how the evening progressed, but man that was some devious shit Judith pulled!

What can I do to help? Want to to write some Tortugas clubhouse erotic fiction for the site? I’ll do it, buddy.

Top-250? Absolutely. #1? Ehhhhhhhh (thank you)

What was #1? I seriously could not be bothered to scroll through 250 songs.

I got to #216 and gave up. How many Future songs?

I had a great time at Game 3! Still up 2-1, hadn’t lost 3 in a row at home all season…I was young and a fucking idiot.

I’ve changed tho. I’m no longer young.

Putting all my lungs into this one:
FRIDAY AGAIN JER BABBY!

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The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

I’m excited to get to the Nun movies with L! I don’t remember either of them really freaking me out, but think it’ll really get under his skin.

His rating for the original aligned with mine the first time I saw it.

Let me know how it is! Just started watching the franchise with the 10 yo last week.

LMAO

Hot damn!

That reminds me, happy birthday @unkram.bsky.social

Question: how close are you to Point Pleasant?

How am I over a week late on seeing this?!

Also, hey boo 😘

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Dammit. It was my real birthday and I missed it!

I moved a lot in my early 20s. At one point I just left all my VHS tapes behind. I had hundreds, and regret not still having them to this day.