mattdamnsure

getting so emotional watching a very normal silly de la soul interview i feel like a cat stung by a bumblebee

muff diving [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE]

That looks more like Emilia Clarke with red lipstick than anything. But it’s such an inane combination of words.
Do you want to see Buster Keaton as the Joker in Suicide Squad? Do you want to see James Dean as Anakin Skywalker? Do You Want A Lobotomy?

The fact I thought of Freddy’s Dead before I thought of a single Sam Neill movie (my favorite horror actor, some of his movies are my favorite of all time IE Possession.) They’re going to pelt rocks at my head, fellas. They’re going to get me.

Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

1. The Thing (1982)
2. Maniac (2012)
3. Evil Dead (2013)
4. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

harvey danger is the best band to come out of seattle. you will be seeing the light of heaven.

“been busy af in the studio”

i’m doing great now ! it’s honestly funny how common stress induced psychosis is and how demonized it also is! anyone can have it. but if politicians didn’t demonize somebody viciously for things out of their control, at least 50% of them would be out of a job.

as someone who had several psychotic breaks, most people in my life didn’t know until i did something that got me into the hospital, and even then i kept it close to the chest. too many people incorrectly associate the term with politicians and axe murderers.

omw to see @skatunenetwork.bsky.social and kill lincoln tonight! will update on if i cry or not. i haven’t been this stoked for a show since jeff rosenstock was here.

poetry

- rebooted 90s sitcom who’s star gets cancelled for a racial epitaph in the first new season.
or
- teen romance drama where a young woman becomes the focus of the cool and mysterious 7 Olive Brothers
or
- horrible documentary about a crime you cannot fathom that you’ll probably fall asleep during

warning for dieting talk

being on keto is so fucking stupid because i get genuinely excited about eating my seven olives. #mysevenolives

made me nostalgic for being a tween and hearing cat heaven for the first time.

the rapture is another protestant invention i’m sick of hearing about

lowkey surprised they’re not playing bb street in yokohama on the tour.

so stupidly excited to see kill lincoln and @skatunenetwork.bsky.social in shinjuku next week!! i got my tickets! i’m going to lose my FUCKING mind!

oh my god don’t make kava a thing if you blow up my fucking spot i’m going to kms

tbh he’s so hot in it, that i understand completely.

i love this cover that has bruce campbell front and center despite him being a b-plot comic relief character iirc.

summer sonic is beautiful but it’s so fucking hot out i cannot handle it. i’m losing it.

my idea for a coming of age YA version of blade (1998), that has haunted me like my own personal green goblin mask since middle school, should be made now that Marvel cancelled the reboot. i

I try to respond to these mostly on the premise that I can talk about the first Blade movie.

The movie that paved the way for the MCU.

every moment of my life i am embarrassed.

I meet people when I’m drunk because it’s the only time I feel confident enough to talk to people. The problem is I have no idea how to talk to the same people sober. I get embarrassed of that person as soon as the tequila leaves my body.

Everything Will Be Alright or For Reasons Unknown. They were one of the first bands I was insane about as a preteen.

i finally got to see sinners! i expected it to be good, but i didn’t expect it to be that good.

Record finds from my trip to the Disk Union yesterday!
I’m very excited about the Laura Stevenson record, the Fontaines D.C. single, and found the Yung Lean record as a gift for my spouse.
But I really didn’t expect to find the This Is Lorelei record. I’m so stoked.

also if you’ve been wondering where i’ve been: they had to split my wisdom tooth into a bunch of pieces and cut a massive hole in my mouth to get it out and they don’t give out anything stronger than ibuprofen here for pain so i’ve been bed rotting and writhing around on my mattress for a week.