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Taylor Swift please stop putting out albums I’m only on 1989

Fifteen minutes or don’t even bother showing up.

As a fan of both the Bears and Notre Dame I’m not feeling great these days but the Cubs magic number is now 3

Hey, Nashies! How did your birthday turn out? I actually posted a congratulatory yearsterday but I deleted it because I realized it was a day late and I didn’t realize because I didn’t go to sleep for two days. Anyway, sorry haha! ✌🏼❤️

How do you do wedding dinner arrangements?

I would kill for a Strawberry Passion Awareness right now

Give me a couple days to run a cost-benefit analysis and work out a basic architecture and a flow chart or two then we’ll circle back on say Thursday to go over the specifics with my developer. You just gotta come up with a name for the app and by Christmas you’re already in the next tax bracket.

We talking ginger or cheese?

BlueSky crop of a list I’m on

I’m sick of this shit.

RIP Charlie Chaplin you would have loved Michael Jordan’s 2010 facial hair

Oh!

That’s not at all how I first interpreted that information. Thanks for doing your part to clear things up, Cirilla.

Maybe I’ll do some deeper reading on all this.

Plenty of money for the son of a bitch to buy a Cadillac or two!

So uh yeah is that bad? It sounds kinda not good?

Where do you think all those gas clouds came from

It was a gouda idea at the time

This is the way

In my day we did this to each other voluntarily as a sporting activity in a show of camaraderie and we called it rochambeau

Sometimes they won’t seat you!

This takes me so far back. It’s like he illustrated in a dream.

Yeah. I’m about to do leftover pizza and YouTube videos of hot air balloon festivals we got this

The pomposity of verbosity

People don’t have stuff up the wazoo like they used to. or the ying yang

I fell over into my glass shower door and it broke so it’s been a few days and I need to go get a new door but I’m kinda too smelly to go to a store? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Catholic here. I AM SO SORRY

Workin’ that V I see I see.

Begging your pardon, but I’m sure you mean Christopher Cross. Chris Columbus is a director of popular films but people commonly make this conflation.

Nice touch going the extra mile to match your wall paint to your outfit and hair what a vibe ✌🏼

It's just easier to keep things light.

We have enough serious stuff to contend with.

Like butthole-eating bacteria.

FILED UNDER 90s, SONGS ABOUT BUTTS